Crisis

Ok guys this is a pretty long one and even though I usually come one here for girl advice I need serious life advice,

Ok so last year I started my first semester of college the only problem was that my loans + scholarship + aid wasn't enough to pay all of my out of state tuition, housing and meal plan. Initially I wasn't going to be able to live on campus because I needed 700$ to pay for my first housing payment but the school made a mistake and I was able to move in and I was still able to attend class live on campus and eat using the meal plan. Fast forward to November when we started to enroll in classes, I realized that I couldn't enroll because I never paid any of my housing(about 700 for each month that I lived on campus) now to be fair I realize that this is on me, but I just end up ignoring the fact that I never enrolled and finish the semester with a .458 GPA (I know I fucked up hard) I told everybody (uncle, sister, roomate, mom, dad, step mom, grandparents and church members that I passed all of my classes and that I'm going to do fine next semester (I failed 3 out of 4). Fast forward winter break (1 month) and today is the first day of classes. Since I'm not enrolled I go to the admin office to see what I can do, it turns out that they won't let me enroll in classes until I pay roughly 7,500 (3000 for tuition and 4,500 for housing/meal plan) now I can pay for the housing and meal plan in a payment plan but I have to pay the 3000 by the end of the week. I can't get any more federal loans because my GPA is too low This leaves me with several options

1. I tell parents everything, all the money I owe, I need and my pitiful GPA, and hope they cosign a loan and/or give me some money

• now I don't want to do this because this shows everybody that I'm a liar and "irresponsible" and has my already extremely poor family fork over money that they don't have, or they don't and I get exposed without being able to go to school this semester

1. I lie and just tell my dad I need him to cosign a loan because I don't have enough financial aid to get me through the semester without yelling him anything else

• I don't want to do this because there is still a chance that my dad asks alot of questions and I get exposed anyway plus he might not be able to cosign/fork over any money so ill hit be an exposed liar and I wont attend class this semester

1. I lie to everyone and say that I'm attending classes this semester even though I'm not, and I just live here on campus and work all day long so I can make enough money to pay off all the money I owe the school and save so I can go to class next semester.

• I like this option because nobody finds out how much of an irresponsible loser that I've been

I know how much I've fucked up so I'm just looking for advice.