This lady doesn't offer much, but if you're a tall manly man, she's interested.

loneliness-inc · 2020-09-06T01:18:01+00:00

I'm independent

Your tax dollars at work.

Athletic

Wedding cake is the most fattening food in the world!

And drama free

And I'm Santa Claws.

x-typo · 2020-09-06T05:34:04+00:00

“Drama free”

Bullshit.... name one woman that doesn’t even like drama.

Overkillengine · 2020-09-06T06:49:01+00:00

40

VP of operations at Real Estate

WARNING: Career woman looking for a retirement fund and status object to leech off of. Objectively offers less value than what she will demand. Invest almost anywhere else for better ROI. Dousing your life savings in gasoline and lighting it on fire will be a better financial plan.

Also, any man that can meet her expectations can afford a debt free virgin with no tattoos. Then you'll at least get to enjoy some of their youth and fertility before they financially ruin you.

tonif4g · 2020-09-06T09:22:55+00:00

I love it when people tell you in THEIR bio whether you should swipe right or left. That is not how swiping and matching works. I write something about myself in my bio and you decide whether you wanna swipe right or left and vice versa. There is absolutely no need for you to tell me what your type is on YOUR profile, because you can just swipe left and knowing your type doesn't help me make a decision on whether you're mine. Literally too dumb for OLD.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-09-06T11:09:11+00:00

Female oriented tv programs, movies and shows are all about drama and love triangles (aka infidelity) and they love this shit.

adriannmng · 2020-09-06T18:45:11+00:00

She might be offering a non fat physique. About the only positive point. I say might because in my experience most of the women I met through OLD have 5-10 years old photos where they are 10-20 kg lighter.

The fact she mentions Athletic means the hamster at some point figured out that men are not interested in any body-positivity BS. But then the hamster comes back in full speed. Likes plaid? Seriously? That is one of her deal breakers? So she gets to meet a 6ft good looking guy, who makes great jokes (the loves to laugh she mentions is encountered only in female profiles) who has his shit together, and just before putting the ring on she will call it off because he "doesn't love plaid".

There have been plenty of stats done here on the requirements and how women reduce their options to like 0.1% with their "has to be 6.5ft tall, make 300k a year", but this one has reduced that to 0.00000% with the likes plaid crap she is asking for.

ColonelPrittius · 2020-09-06T08:51:59+00:00

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Breaking_the_beta · 2020-09-06T15:47:06+00:00

Link broken?

LastRedshirt · 2020-09-06T20:18:45+00:00

Everytime I read "Zest for life" I know the woman is at least 40.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-09-07T18:56:20+00:00

I'm 40 and divorced and fuck, man, i need to get this marriage thing going like right now, but I need a perfect specimen!

If you're tall, extremely good looking, not a druggie, built like a lumberjack, has lots of money for traveling and dates, sensitive, loves dogs, wants kids, and is ready to drop to a knee and offer a ring and a proposal on the first date, I'm your girl!

Ishabaka · 2020-09-08T18:15:52+00:00

"Loves to laugh" has to be the most hackneyed cliche. Anyone ever hate to laugh?

Title	This lady doesn't offer much, but if you're a tall manly man, she's interested.
Author	8bax
Upvotes	57
Comments	28
Date	September 6, 2020 12:38 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/inciqn/this_lady_doesnt_offer_much_but_if_youre_a_tall/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/this-lady-doesnt-offer-much-but-if-youre-a-tall.173808 https://theredarchive.com/post/173808

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“Drama free”