19 year old coming over to chill. Says “just to make sure, don’t try anything, most guys do that i chill with them”

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-12-18T22:50:39+00:00

Translation: "Dear u/Retspihi. I am coming a long-ass way to "chill" with you at your flat. I am DTF...BUT I also have to deploy my ASD. Hopefully, you are smart enough to Watch What I Do, and not Listen To What I Say. I am wearing pretty underwear for you. Pls don't fuck this up."

Conor_Niggregor · 2017-12-18T22:44:11+00:00

She was trying to sneak-brag. Ignore that shit. There's only one reason a girl comes to your house. Unless she's a retard.

SirKolbath · 2017-12-18T22:20:00+00:00

Kino and escalate as normal. If she ends up putting up strenuous resistance then kick her out.

You're either fucking her or you are her girlfriend. Pretty sure you don't want to be her girlfriend.

Steve_O-- · 2017-12-19T05:04:55+00:00

Every single freaking time when a woman tells me "but, we are not having sex", we end up having sex.

Don't listen to what she says, watch what she does.

unicorrnr · 2017-12-19T09:09:19+00:00

So.. How did it go 😂

aguywholifts · 2017-12-18T23:04:25+00:00

Dick her down.

Title	19 year old coming over to chill. Says “just to make sure, don’t try anything, most guys do that i chill with them”
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	8
Comments	44
Date	December 18, 2017 10:13 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/7komws/19_year_old_coming_over_to_chill_says_just_to/
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