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[–]Red-455 1 points1 points1 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
She’s probably already pregnant with your child and now you’re hooked like the other dumbass she snagged two kids from. Have fun paying that back for the next 18 years, hope it was worth it.
In the odd chance she isn’t, you know what you need to do, stop letting your penis make your decisions for you. Military relationships rarely work, but sometimes they do. I would wait until I was out.
[–]ItsNotShane 1 points1 points1 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
No we haven't had sex in like a solid month so I'd know. She's not.
Pull up dude. Crazy is crazy. I haven’t served so I couldn’t tell you for sure but from what my friends say the pickings in the barracks are slim and far in between.
So I just asked her through text if she's 1. pregnant, 2. using birth control steadily. I have it screenshotted her confessions. If by chance she does get pregnant can I use this as evidence with a lawyer or something or does it not matter?
[–]failingtheturingtest0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Evidence of what?
"Your honour, as you can see from these text messages, she told me she wasn't pregnant. Therefore, the fact that I slept with her, came inside her, and got her pregnant, is all irrelevant. Maybe I'm the child's father, but I have a text message and that means it's not my problem, right?"
._. Oh man.. Fuck it, if she wants my dick again I'm going to need her to take a pregnancy test in front of me, twice. And guess who's trying to get me over to their house tonight? Nope, I'm bout to jerk off.
[–]failingtheturingtest0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck it, if she wants my dick again I'm going to need her to take a pregnancy test in front of me, twice.
To what end? If she isn't pregnant, you'll continue to sleep with her. And if she is pregnant, you're already fucked anyway, so you're going to keep sleeping with her.
[–]BrisingrAtWill0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Drop all females during basic training. You can't fuck em and they will be off fucking other guys.
You'll do better in the army. At least there someone else can make your decisions for you.
If you are worried about getting a sheila pregnant, there are 2 well-documented solutions. Use condoms (always your own), or get a vasectomy. You are the idiot that came inside a single mother of two. It doesn't matter if she IS on the pill, lies about being on the pill, or is too dumb to remember taking the pill. YOU chose to leave your future in her (in)capable hands.
Should you give up women and focus on your career? If you can't figure out the difference between gaming women and blowing your procreation juice in a single mother of 2, you probably should. If you can take a bit of time to figure out how to not be so fucking stupid, you might be able to get laid by sheilas who aren't walking bear-traps.
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