Broke up with gf a few days ago. Got on tinder. This chick and I are gonna fuck tonight. I literally can't stop being so nervous and I'm shaking. Help.

SkorchZang · 2016-09-20T21:39:54+00:00

Go there and royally fuck it all up, you have my full permission bro.

You just got dumped by your first and only GF days ago, and you're already on Tinder slaying new honeys, says it all. Even if you don't get your dick wet, you're one cool cowboy. There he is riding into town. Nobody knows his story, he is such a mystery. (you're not dumb enough to let her find out either) Perhaps the reason he shakes like that is because he takes his coffee black and strong, like his soul.

RedPillQuickie · 2016-09-20T19:55:40+00:00

Meditation is a standard of TRP but if you've not started yet you're probably messed up.

Just remember this girl is probably giddy as all hell she's laying a guy hotter than her, likely more nervous than you are.

Also: You are the prize.

[deleted] · 2016-09-20T20:01:04+00:00

She is way more nervous than you are. Always remember that. Bring some drinks, enjoy yourself. You're not headed to a military-style test that demands absolute concentration blah blah blah... you're just chilling with a hopefully cool girl and having fun.

[deleted] · 2016-09-21T00:43:10+00:00

Xanax knocks that shit out quick. Otherwise, remember, she's just a vagina brother.

Title	Broke up with gf a few days ago. Got on tinder. This chick and I are gonna fuck tonight. I literally can't stop being so nervous and I'm shaking. Help.
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Date	September 20, 2016 7:46 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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