4 Girls just invited me to the party, theyre all alone and no guys

VasiliyZaitzev · 2016-09-07T21:12:44+00:00

Why are you posting and not heading over?

Fucking any of them is not an option because their place is small.

Fucking one of them isn't an option; fucking ALL of them is.

Should I stay or should I go?

Will your boyfriend be mad at you if you go? No? Then go.

stickfiguresk · 2016-09-07T20:19:03+00:00

Go and whip your dick out at some point: that's a metaphor, but also, maybe whip your dick out? See what happens. If they're offended, then, worst case scenario, they send you packing. If somebody is kinda into it, ????, Profit. The idea is to only present yourself as a sexual being, a male. Make them have no choice but to consider you somebody dtf, and out of a friend zone.

onmyownpath · 2016-09-07T22:07:40+00:00

Are you gay as fuck or what? 4 girls are getting high and inviting you to come and hang with them??

Go get them all kissing and fucking each other and just jump right in!

JvSOUL · 2016-09-07T20:45:10+00:00

You should bring cards and play strip poker and or anything sexual. Anything involving games, get them all invovled. Remember THINK FUN and sexy

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-09-07T20:38:22+00:00

How is it not an option? If it's a one bedroom go in the room. If it's a studio go in the bathroom. Stop making excuses to puss out from getting laid

[deleted] · 2016-09-07T20:19:59+00:00

Not an option??? Are they gonna make you a burrito? Go get your burrito.

Metalgear222 · 2016-09-07T22:00:39+00:00

Drop ur pants "now what are we gonna do about this?"

drqxx · 2016-09-07T23:52:39+00:00

JFC

Please go. If any thing go for me.

empatheticapathetic · 2016-09-08T00:02:50+00:00

You're gonna go and be the most confident suave motherfucker those girls have ever seen.

Str8_Pillin · 2016-09-08T01:17:10+00:00

Fucking is always an option.

1, be sexual with them all and go for the orgy (unlikely, but they'll all be thinking of you for weeks, so get all their numbers)
2, Last man standing.. they're all gonna pass out or go to bed, get with the one thats up the longest
3, isolate... "do you have a phone charger?" "its in my car, come with me"
4, give your favorite one a ride home. If your favorite lives there, say you don't want to drive, 'a lot of cops were out on the way over', etc..

Get creative, theres always a way

chaseemall · 2016-09-08T01:33:48+00:00

YES!!!

What are you still doing here!? GO!

brooklynisburnin · 2016-09-08T02:26:14+00:00

Dude, worst case scenario you're going into a venue with 4 women, preselection doesn't get better than that.

bowie747 · 2016-09-08T06:45:27+00:00

We want an update!

[deleted] · 2016-09-08T00:24:20+00:00

ITT: One message, go fuck at least 3 of them.

Title	4 Girls just invited me to the party, theyre all alone and no guys
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	7
Comments	22
Date	September 7, 2016 8:14 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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JFC