I'm a social juggernaut with a 2ft cock and the confidence of a randy elephant... I just can't approach.

awalt_cupcake · 2015-12-28T03:37:48+00:00

Back in highschool, every few years we'd have some project that would require surveying passing pedestrians. I had no problem approaching there

Asking for someone's time to complete a survey is considered socially acceptable and responsible on your part. There's also no sex involved therefore no shame on anyone's part.

Put it this way: don't want to take my survey? Cool, no problem. I get it's boring. Don't want to fuck me? Ouch. Full-frontal rejection in front of god and the angels above. It becomes personal.

The problem is the brutal lack of volume. Four women in 6 hours? Horrendous.

That's really not bad. One of the pros here spent his time approaching 3 women a day. That's 21 in a week. You're not trying to startup a local brothel and need hella recruits tomorrow. Pipe down.

Over doing yourself reeks of desperation that women can smell. So call it a day, mark it off as a job well done even if it didn't bare the results you wanted.

I'm sure approach anxiety is a topic done to death, but do you have any suggestions to play to my strengths?

Yeah, keep approaching. And find other things to do in your day that are more important than these girls so you have something to keep your mind focused on. Having other interests, and being generally interested in many things, stars for a great conversationalist. It just sounds like you need to get passed the initial shock to your body that happens when trying to flirt up random babes.

Case in point, I haven't gamed women in a while as I'm focusing on my own endeavors. I went by a fast-food restaurant and dropped a joke I made about Christmas decorations that has gotten some laughs. She wasn't attractive by my standards but I needed some practice. She froze for a second with a look on her face as if she didn't know what a joke was. Reading this expression off her, I had to remember first of all, I'm rusty and second not everyone is going to be receptive. Like this chick, if she had a head about her, she'd laugh. But Christmas jokes aren't her cup of tea and I wasn't really interested in fucking, so no one lost and no one won. So fuck it. I grabbed my food and left. The end. No one died. Will I try the joke again? Maybe two or three more times to see if the joke was funny or if girls are retarded. It's usually the latter. Girls laugh at the dumbest shit and it's usually not the witty kind. I'm sure I'm just stroking my comedian ego, but you get the fucking point.

Thanks for reading the problems of a pussy ass bitch.

Shut up.

Archwinger · 2015-12-28T03:14:42+00:00

Go out with a friend. Make a game out of it. Who can get rejected the most times. Who can get rejected in the most spectacular, memorable way possible.

oldredder · 2015-12-28T09:06:17+00:00

Do you have any concrete idea what you're anxious about? Are you unsure what to say or unsure why to say it?

Title	I'm a social juggernaut with a 2ft cock and the confidence of a randy elephant... I just can't approach.
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Date	December 28, 2015 2:31 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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