Asleep shit test?

bogeyd6 · 2016-07-27T13:16:19+00:00

Pretty low effort post. I am removing and encouraging you to post this in /r/askMRP

nonderivative · 2016-07-27T09:52:23+00:00

Grab her hand, put it around your cock, hold it there and use it to masturbate you. If she pulls it away then try to fall asleep, otherwise "wake her up" and fuck her violently (you're angry because she woke you up right?). Either way, you get your answer.

There's also the minuscule chance she wants to fuck while pretending to be asleep.

IASGame · 2016-07-27T10:01:12+00:00

This is an hilarious problem to have. Couldn't you just turn to face away from her if you really wanted to sleep? I doubt she has such long arms that she can still do it that way.

I agree with Persaeus, seems like a very direct approach invite - the sort that a man would do to a woman, straight to the genitals.

Get her to sleep with less clothes or naked and then after she gets you hard, you initiate and follow through and see what happens.

Persaeus · 2016-07-27T10:01:44+00:00

Jesus fucking Chrysler, this is not a shit test unless your leaving out a HARD NO from her. OP, she wants your dick. Give it to her. I have woken up, especially from a drunken stupor, to find wife riding my cock. Being mad was not my reaction. She might want a low effort fuck or she might have a kink associated with being fucked while sleeping.

Can't believe you need this, but let me draw you a diagram. Get up. Pull her bottoms off. Roll her over ass-side up with a pillow under her hips. Turn the lights on and caveman her ass. If your really pissed, pull out and blow your load on her face. That should wake her up.

morrismajoruk · 2016-07-27T09:24:07+00:00

Ive done the hand on my cock thing and she plays dead, like she's won, she's achieved what she wanted, recognition, feeling needed, feeling like she's still got it, after my game has been so good, so in a very annoyed state I try to go to sleep. I then find myself horny as hell the next day which leads to frustration and my game takes a wobble. I think the answer to my own question after writing this is to push her hand away and not fall into the trap.

elements_of_scoring · 2016-07-27T10:55:00+00:00

Only a RP newbie, but she puts her hand on your cock & when you move it (why???) she puts it back on.... What do I do?

Am I missing something here????

Go for it !!!!!!

morrismajoruk · 2016-07-27T11:03:56+00:00

I see your points, there is an issue I have is in my head, fucking someone who is asleep, as I am being led to believe is technically rape. I have a friend who some years ago dated a girl, on the second date, he read the signals wrong and her version was, she woke up and he was inside her, and called rape. His defence was that he had started eating her out when she was awake and consenting and fondelling him, then in her drunken state she fell asleep but he continued and fucked her. The law saw it as non consenting sex as she was asleep when he entered her. Agreed it wasn't his wife but I've got this shit flying around my brain when my wife does this, the last thing I want is to be dressed down as a weirdo, at worst rapist by her at some point in the future for fucking someone who is asleep. However.... I too have awoken to her full on bouncing up and down on me??? I get frustrated because I know it's a come on so I can be knocked down, like she's pushing me to see if my character is so flawed that I would fuck my wife while she is asleep. There is no HARD NO, but someone snoring even deeper to express their lack of interest is pretty much a NO even if in my head she starfish initiated. Also if I talk to her while she pretends to be asleep, she will murmur a "huh?" Like what kids do when they are faking sleep. I'm certain it's a game to cause damage because I'm winning at frame and as I said before in a round about way, it's a way of her validating herself and pulling the power of the pussy back in her court.

morrismajoruk · 2016-07-27T11:07:15+00:00

The bit you are missing is she's doing it in a manner that could be denied and made into an innocent "my hand just kept falling there, Jesus I'm trying to sleep and all you can do is think about your cock, get off leave me alone". I'm certain it's a trap to downgrade me.

screechhater · 2016-07-27T11:14:36+00:00

I used to bang this coworker of mine and when ready get it on she would play hard to get then of course, as I would tell her I got shit to attend to, cock would be in her mouth in seconds, and she would beg me to stay the night.

She would wake me up from a sleep with hand on me, get me hard wihile face down on her stomach and soon as it was hard I would feel her move to all fours.........

[deleted] · 2016-07-27T12:19:20+00:00

I am of the opinion fuck sleep. I'd never choose sleep over sex. If my wife was knocked out from a rough day but still wants the dick, I'd make it a night where I didn't go caveman and just kissed her, usually she slides her booty shorts off or says just take me and I will be all Mr. romantic and fuck her gently and deeply, we'll both cum and while she will scratch my back or run her fingers through my beard, there have been times where at no point did she open her eyes lol

I just roll over when we're done and laugh to myself thinking what the fuck are we doing? lol

Title	Asleep shit test?
Author	morrismajoruk
Upvotes	1
Comments	12
Date	July 27, 2016 6:32 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MarriedRedPill
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