I had an interesting morning. On vacation in a warm climate and went out for a run. I am staying in a gated community and that has a 1 mile circular street that is excellent for running. I was running a decent pace trying to focus on maintaining a consistent stride. About 15 minutes into the run I notice a very attractive woman driving a golf cart with her young daughter. She gave me a smile and I shot one back. I thought wow, banging hot mom about my age. Didn't think much about it.

I was heading back on the loop and noticed this dude out standing in the driveway looking pissed. gave him the bro nod and he didn't shoot it back. About the time, here comes hottie in the golf cart. She gave me another smile. I thought cool. And yes, I kind gave her more than a smile. I kept on running. As I got further along it hits me she was heading to the house where that dude was standing. The guy looked around my age and it fits.

Fast forward to my third lap back to that house. There is now a car in the driveway with the engine running and she is heading out of the house. She sees me, stops mid walk to the car and pulls her shades off to clean them with her sundress that she pulled up past midthigh and looked directly at me. My mouth dropped. I thought did I just fucking see that? As I continue running, she then proceeds to head to the car and gives me this big old grin like I would take you on the hood of this car with my husband inside.

Amazing! I am guessing that was one epic shit test? I was thinking, if that were me how would I handle that? Say to wife, "that guy is hot, you want me to pull alongside so you can get his digits? Does that work in this case?

Also, I am guessing she thought my SMV was equal or higher than husbands or she wouldn't have done it. I would guess she was about an 8.5 to 9.

EDIT

I didn't get a chance to finish this sicker when I posted it. I realized with SA you have to be paying attention to shit always. I was out just trying to get a workout in and not paying attention. I am learning you can't ever let down. EVER!!