[BP Example] Woman gains 65 lbs in 2 years after marriage; Beta hubby finds her unattractive and agrees to get viagra so he can have sex with her after a 4-month dry-spell. (Link in text)

Tom_The_Human · 2015-04-03T18:01:39+00:00

I just love the end; just as the critical introspection is about to begin, the hamster takes full control and swerves it.

childrenofmabden · 2015-04-06T11:38:09+00:00

Reverse the situation and she would be out banging other dudes, bitching about her fat, lazy beta husband.

[deleted] · 2015-04-07T15:11:45+00:00

HAES? I about choked on my coffee when I looked that up.

"Welp, I found an acronym , now I can be lazy, eat like a pig and feel good about it. See we have a webpage!"

I like the way her eating well and marginal workout schedule was "ridiculous".

I have no problem with people being happy at any weight so long as they're with other people who are ok with it. But if you do it AFTER marriage and involving Uncle Sam it's a fucking bait and switch.

beaverinterceptor · 2015-04-03T23:07:03+00:00

Where is this from?

putsch80 · 2015-04-03T19:59:15+00:00

Ah, yes. Yet another happy female HAES (health at any size) adherent. Anyone else notice how it tends to be women that jump on that bandwagon? I'm guessing it's because they need to form in a collective because their hamsters are too overweight to handle the solo cardio mission of even basic rational thought.

What she describes to maintain her weight doesn't sound like that much of a chore. Dessert "only 3 nights a week" seems a bit excessive, actually. Similarly, going to the gym "every other day" is pretty fucking reasonable. And not eating after 7:30 pm (between dinner and bedtime) is pretty fucking easy. And mind you....these are the "hard" things she gave up. I'm guessing her husband does quite a bit more to maintain his body.

For most guys, getting duty sex from their spouse is a bit of a let down and demoralizing. Yet this is exactly the type of sex this beast will be getting from her husband and she seems thrilled with it. I know if my wife had to take medication to have sex with me because she just could no longer ever be physically aroused in my presence I would have to seriously consider changing myself. It's hard to come to terms with a gender that cannot grasp that concept.

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