"It was God's plan".. The worst hamster of all.

zyk0s · 2014-08-29T16:29:02+00:00

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BluepillProfessor · 2014-08-29T18:58:11+00:00

The new Churchian religion forgoes the traditional Holy Trinity.

In this heretical new religion, the Holy Spirit becomes the Holy Hamster able to justify any action cuz, it's Gods will. God the Father is not there to judge, only to dispense gifts like Santa Clause and Jesus is your personal friend, ready to fire up the Holy Hamster for any reason or for no reason.

teeelo · 2014-08-29T21:41:08+00:00

Interesting because I know of this church locally in Cincinnati. It's one of the top 20 biggest churches in America. Number 18 I think.

I've said it before, one problem I have with modern Christianity is that they give women a huge loop hole. "A real man will forgive and marry a former slut and if he doesn't, he is the bad guy."

The church is too stupid to realize they are actually encouraging the behavior, because hey "I can fuck around and ask forgiveness later and the guy has to forgive me. God commands it. "

Not to mention that once a slut, always a slut.

Update: this church has literally had 2 series of sermons (series = 4 or so weeks of sermons on a topic) on BEING A REAL MAN. Can't find one on real women though. Hmm.

2014-08-29T19:49:24+00:00

"holy" rationalization Batman

mordanus · 2014-08-29T22:10:09+00:00

I have a good buddy that married a woman and their marriage lasted less than a year. She rationalized it as this is what god told her to do. She told him that he wasn't allowed to argue about it because he would be arguing against God's plan for her. Absolute lack of accountability to blame this on God and a hamster the size of a dragon.

LandShark805 · 2014-08-29T19:12:58+00:00

The Christian god is a sociopath, I could see why hamsters would flock to the logic behind it. I love therefore I destroy.

bama79rolltide · 2014-08-29T20:43:55+00:00

God hates divorce.

This isn't up for discussion.

Rougepellet · 2014-08-30T06:41:30+00:00

I cringe when this shit happens but the men take them back. I assumed basic dignity was ingrained in every man. If some guy shat on a Plate and told you to eat it, why would you. Even if he would kill you otherwise. This woman is basically feeding this man her shit and he eats it willingly

Fhqwghads · 2014-08-29T22:22:37+00:00

This is a petty complaint in the grand scheme of how awful this video is, but I can't stand listening to some bitch read off a paper while "narrating", and then try to force pseudo breaks into her voice, as if she's so emotionally overwhelmed by what she's mono-tonally reading that she could break into tears at any moment.

draketton · 2014-08-29T20:37:06+00:00

If something works out in your favor (ie getting them AFs and retaining your BBs) is God's plan, then your god is retarded and I'm worshipping Satan

doubleknee24 · 2014-08-29T16:53:08+00:00

" Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" - Tyler Durden

Darft · 2014-08-31T16:28:25+00:00

Makes me wanna puke.. Poor man.

sir_wankalot_here · 2014-08-29T22:02:08+00:00

Religion always is beta and encourages hamstering.

franksinatramyway · 2014-08-30T06:00:51+00:00

God never died because he never existed.

God is an invention humans created to try to understand the world. Later, to control the masses

mechafrog · 2014-08-30T00:53:24+00:00

They never go beyond the happily ever after part do they. I bet you he becomes distant, ends up being gay and leaves her for a man. touché bitch!

Title	"It was God's plan".. The worst hamster of all.
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Date	August 29, 2014 3:52 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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