From https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/relationship-game-week-agree-and-amplify/

GIRL: “Why didn’t you call last night? Are you dating someone else?”

YOU: “Yep, I’ve got a harem to service. Be happy you’re in the top tier.”


GIRL: “Are you just going to sit around all day playing video games?”

YOU: “Damn straight. With enough hard work I should be able to push this to a full month.”


GIRL: “We’re going to that restaurant again?”

YOU: “Yeah, and because you’ve bitched, we’re going there for the next ten years.”


GIRL: “Sometimes you can be such an asshole. My ex knew how to treat a lady.”

YOU: “I bet he did. You should beg him to take you back. I could use the peace and quiet.”


GIRL: “Don’t you have any ambition in life?”

YOU: “Zero. Could you be a dear and hook up my feeding tube?”


GIRL: “I didn’t like the way you flirted with that girl at the party tonight.”

YOU: “I know, I’m an incorrigible flirt. Good thing you didn’t see the other ten girls I flirted with. Phew!”


GIRL: “You never get me flowers or write me poetry.”

YOU: “You’re right. Just think of my cock as a flower and our fucking as poetry in motion.”


GIRL: “I think we should take this slower.”

YOU: “You read my mind! Can I pencil you in next month?”


GIRL: [Making it obvious she’s flirting with another guy in your presence.]

YOU: “Hey, if you’re gonna try to make me jealous by flirting in front of me, at least put on a good show. I haven’t seen bad flirting like that since your Mom tried to pick me up.”


GIRL: “Buy me a drink.”

YOU: “Sure thing. Would you like my ATM pin number as well?”


GIRL: [Calls you back two days after you left her a message.]

YOU: “Only two days later? Wow, you’re slipping. A true player waits a year before calling back.”


GIRL: “I really feel we aren’t compatible.”

YOU: “You’re right, we’re totally incompatible. I like to wake up at 8:30 and you get up at 8:15. Who can live with that?!”


The common theme behind them is that they ridicule the comment and are dismissive of the question at hand. It doesn't sidestep the issue. It doesn't try to moderate itself. It's ruthless and blows the shit test out of the water. Be ruthless with the agree and amplify -- make sure that whatever you're responding to, you're ridiculing it so much that she should feel bad/embarrassed for having brought it up. I see a lot of pussy footing around in the comments.