So, called the girlfriend (petite brunette, 7-8 range in most markets but with an attitude problem) out on some bullshit the other night at the bar while drinking. She threw a hissy fit and left, I kept drinking. Surprise surprise, she calls mere minutes after leaving and wants me to come over. I let her know she's hanging by a thread and proceed to fuck her brains out. Come morning we go to an event (previously paid for) about an hour away in Miami. She's in full apology mode. Road head, buys my gas, buys my drinks when we get there. She's insecure as fuck because we're in the land of great tits, round asses and perfect tans. She's a struggling 5 in this market and she knows it. So she likes to make "drunk friends" (read: get betas to buy her drinks, which is exactly what I called her out on) when we go out. Only this time she's going for the ego boost so she's talking to tall built dudes instead of the lonely looking losers and they aren't giving her the time of day. Meanwhile I start chatting up the cocktail waitress (Short Latina, fake fits, perfect ass, dressed to impress) and she (gf) launches herself on me after striking out 3 different times and bites my bottom lip. Hard. I've told her before not to do this. She does it to "mark me" because it leaves a red mark below my lip. So I bite her back harder and she cops an attitude because "she doesn't like that because it hurts." I leave her at the bar and grab a seat on the beach. She sits down and starts going on about a research project (psychology grad student) about women in the military and asks my opinion. I'm an infantry Marine, so I feed it to her straight. She cops an attitude and leaves the event. There is no reentry. After 5 minutes she realizes I'm not coming out. I sit and chat up a few girls at the bar and keep drinking while she blows up my phone. An hour later I walk to my truck. I check my phone. Miss Independent has gotten herself lost in Miami at 11pm in nothing but a bikini. I have her clothes, shoes and purse. Gold. I drop my tailgate tell her how to find me and tell her she's got 20 minutes to get in the truck before I leave. She makes it in 15 and I pull out. She IMMEDIATELY starts bitching about what an asshole I am and says I should pull over if she's such a bitch. So I do. She gets out and I leave that bitch in Miami. Ten minutes later "We're so done." Fifteen minutes later "I want to talk about this." 30 minutes later she's knocking on my door. I let her in. She immediately starts bitching and I show her out. I have the biggest smile on my face right now because its 7:30 in the morning and she's already blowing up my phone and I have zero fucks to give. I love TRP.

TL;DR Bitchy girlfriend thinks she's too hot to handle. Bitch got handled.

Thank you TRP.