She suggested I can have affairs if she can buy any luxury goods she wants? WTF?

johneyapocalypse · 2018-04-14T14:23:50+00:00

Your wife is the type of woman I've been striving to avoid for years.
You're not John F. Kennedy.
Lemon violin is the code word at the glory hole when you're on your knees, right?

2ndal · 2018-04-14T14:08:43+00:00

First, nobody here gives a shit about your username or what it means. If someone really did PM you why not respond to them instead of telling the whole class?

Second, who gives a shit what your wife says? None of it matters. Yesterday my wife said she couldn't stand being around me (without a hint of joke in her voice) and this morning she was grabbing my dick through my gym shorts as she led me upstairs. How she acts matters. If she truly wants you to spin plates on the side it probably means she's already taking strange dick or prepping to. Do you see any signs? If not, laugh off this and everything else your wife says and stop caring so much.

Alphaphux · 2018-04-14T14:10:40+00:00

AWALT - She has realised that this is what will happen organically and is trying to lock you in to it overtly.

How about this, you become the hot shot money earner and you either let her buy expensive shit or you don't and you fuck other plates or you don't. But you make the fucking rules not her

MrChad_Thundercock · 2018-04-14T14:19:48+00:00

This is the dumbest post in a long time faggot.

Hottosmart · 2018-04-14T14:01:37+00:00

It's very possible she wants the LV over your penis.

red-sfpplus · 2018-04-14T14:14:19+00:00

She is a closet escort.

[deleted] · 2018-04-14T14:20:00+00:00

Funny, because you can have all the affairs you want now...and she can buy all the shit she wants now. What's holding either of you back? Oh yeah...that thing called marriage. Doesn't sound like she wants any part of that. How bout you?

markpf73 · 2018-04-14T14:21:38+00:00

I always outsource jobs that I don't want to do. Be more attractive.

You also missed a good opportunity to AA or FOG.

DanG3 · 2018-04-14T14:35:12+00:00

She doesn’t respect you ... which is why she isn’t fucking you properly. In fact, she is dissing you to your face: She doesn’t think you will ever get your career to such a point. AND, even if you do, she doesn’t think you have what it takes to get another quality woman who will fuck you.

Ready, Begin - - - - >>>>>

Title	She suggested I can have affairs if she can buy any luxury goods she wants? WTF?
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Upvotes	2
Comments	9
Date	April 14, 2018 1:48 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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