Wife came like a bitch in heat - now complaining about "pain"

[deleted] · 2017-05-03T17:30:26+00:00

Dude the vaginal mucosa isn't made of Kevlar. It can get damaged at pressures greater than 20 cmH2O.

Why would you ignore a valid complaint? It's ok to say, "guess I got a little too rough with you." it's not a shit test if you injure her cooch

InChargeMan · 2017-05-03T21:44:33+00:00

Maybe act like a normal human for a few minutes and comfort her.

FailingBillionaire · 2017-05-04T00:05:26+00:00

No. Sometimes when you fuck them good it ruins them for a couple days. Good job. I had a plate once who could physically not have sex with me more than once every three or four days because of the multiple squirting orgasms she had, she would complain about feeling sore and exhausted like she had just ran a marathon with no water to drink.

cholomite · 2017-05-03T17:26:49+00:00

"You're welcome" with a cocky grin, then make sure you provide good and loving aftercare.

Also, yea, trim your nails.

[deleted] · 2017-05-03T19:16:42+00:00

You love boxing, nothing gets you off more than a good fight against Buster Douglas. Does that mean right after a match you are giving a guy a shit test for wanting another fight the next day?

[deleted] · 2017-05-03T23:48:14+00:00

You fingered your wife until she got off, congrats. But that's just for the warm-up. Fingers are rough, especially if you don't keep your nails super short and your hands moisturized. Either way, one O with the hand max, then it's time for a Vitamin D supplement.

Btw, sounds like you could really benefit from reading Sex God Method.

And her bitching is a good chance for A and A. "That's right it was rough, you were a fucking waterfall, and I let you off easy. Next time you'll be bouncing off my dick until we have to lay down towels and change the sheets."

And no, radio silence is a bad idea in this instance, it's too easily misconstrued as confused or butthurt.

The_Litz · 2017-05-03T23:55:53+00:00

Watch what she does, not what she says.

AM it.

And double check the nails, your fingers are in the other way round than usual.

[deleted] · 2017-05-03T17:35:17+00:00

"yea my fingers hurt too. guess ill just ram you with my cock next time"

[deleted] · 2017-05-03T17:22:52+00:00

Trim your fingernails- this is why dudes and lezbos don't have long nails.

Title	Wife came like a bitch in heat - now complaining about "pain"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	6
Comments	10
Date	May 3, 2017 5:17 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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