Dont be like Spider-Simp

clownworld_pariah · 2020-09-04T08:42:18+00:00

You pretty much have to have super powers to impress whamen today. If I had a choice, I’d become hollowman or some shit so women won’t know I exist. Wait a minute? I don’t need to be invisible to actually ‘be invisible’... I already am?! Fuck yess!!

HolyMotherOfPizza · 2020-09-04T10:46:21+00:00

dude in almost every superhero movie the hero is always a simp moron who needs some super powers to beat the smart evil guy who presents some valid arguments

Kooky_Air · 2020-09-04T09:04:09+00:00

Clark Kent is still trying to get Loose Lois to notice him.

better_new_me · 2020-09-04T10:48:09+00:00

Proper Hollywood conditioning. That's a standard narration for quite a long time. Loser goes some special "get out of the jail card" and begs the lame bitch in. 80/90 movies with badass heroes taking what they want not going to pop up again.
I think the best representation is with latest Bond movies Casino royalle - great macho classic bond. And from there each movie makes him weaker crybaby, until we get what's coming right now - woman 007 with lots of woke content. That's how propaganda works. This should be a study.

Sorikaner · 2020-09-04T10:32:43+00:00

It's the same with Barry Allen on The Flash tv-show, he couldn't get the time & date with his crush, but as soon she found out he was a superhero, he was apparently worthy enough to go from beta orbiter to husband

Impulsion007 · 2020-09-04T10:29:59+00:00

The reason why symbiote suit was far better than the original suit…

Launch_Day_My_Dudes · 2020-09-04T11:42:12+00:00

To be fair, Parker also got female attention from those who didn’t know he was spiderman (in the Raimi movies, from Betty Brant and that skinny chick who was his landlord’s daughter).

Shankism · 2020-09-04T11:53:28+00:00

Bad example. Parker gets lots of female attention.

After_Way8809 · 2020-09-04T11:24:58+00:00

The first girl rejected spider man for peter

Magicus1 · 2020-09-04T13:35:13+00:00

Dude, same thing with RomComs — they’re all the same.

Some chick meets some dude, the guy fucks up somehow and he makes it up to the woman.

The girl is usually frumpy or average.

The dude is usually attractive and minimum two notches above her.

In many, he has his shit together and she doesn’t.

Sometimes the dude gives it all up — his career, his old ways, his posh apartment or home to be with “the love of his life.”

ashleyriot31 · 2020-09-04T09:49:36+00:00

Why is Gwen much younger than Peter in Spider verse?

HungryBrain1 · 2020-09-04T13:26:52+00:00

And the last one was a diversity hire which is annoying.

Noob_in_Dating · 2020-09-04T15:20:27+00:00

The most realistic and best character

Norman Osborn : Spider man (2002)

ziggmuff · 2020-09-04T15:10:02+00:00

Don't be like Dr Dre 2 Mill a Month

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-09-04T12:51:58+00:00

You either love super man or live long enough to appreciate lex luthor.

zexorx · 2020-09-04T15:56:46+00:00

Actually in TASM Gwen went on a date with him before she knew and she did like him before.

Same goes with MJ in Homecoming. She had a crush on peter without knowing she was spider-man. And in the comics Peter dated MJ and Gwen who both didnt know he was spiderman.

FindingKeeping · 2020-09-04T11:25:02+00:00

True

delocalelectron · 2020-09-04T15:57:15+00:00

My favourite superhero is The Brown Bottle from Viz magazine....... a quiet, inoffensive guy, until he goes into an off-licence and buys several bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale. Instant transformation!

TimeyWimey1467 · 2020-09-04T16:15:11+00:00

Gwen was interested in Peter Parker before she knew he is Spider-Man.

Mystic_galxin · 2020-09-04T21:14:56+00:00

Do what you need to then broom her fast - Norman Osborn 2002

laptopdragon · 2020-09-04T11:44:08+00:00

they like being tied up in the web?

idcawom · 2020-09-04T12:55:44+00:00

Batman: Hush!

Cat Woman literally cheated on Bruce with Bruce.

She was playing nice with Billionaire Bruce Wayne, while fucking Batman. LMAO

Joroda · 2020-09-04T14:51:41+00:00

How about Iron Rooster! The one man cock carousel?

catsdontsmile · 2020-09-04T18:17:54+00:00

Woah Kirsten Dunst used to look way hotter back when I was younger. Now, to me, she's looks like fat crazy white trash in that picture. Emma Stone on the other hand... oh boy, would pump.

Rvin16 · 2020-09-04T18:40:02+00:00

Superman - Eminem

Meterus · 2020-09-04T19:00:48+00:00

Is he strong? Listen, stud
He's got radioactive pud

Slaide · 2020-09-04T21:00:14+00:00

Spider-Simp, Spider-Simp, radioactive Spider-Simp!

LegendKnight094 · 2020-09-04T22:32:29+00:00

Spidey in the first three films had terrible luck. MJ was going to both Harry and Jameson's son, and Harry just up and dies in the end. Everybody just walked all over him. His girl's a thot and his best friend is dead.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-09-05T00:50:27+00:00

Spider-simp. Simper-man is even worse! That fucker goes into the center of the sun and sulk because his favorite vagina died somehow. His entire universe somehow became meaningless because the vagina in his life died.

Now remember superman was fine before he met Lois. Afterall he was fine during all those years growing up. We can attribute this to the simp writer. So hate the simp writers for making them into simps.

dankelwankel · 2020-09-05T02:10:41+00:00

Kirsten hit the wall HARD!!

Killerbee499 · 2020-09-04T12:28:58+00:00

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Title	Dont be like Spider-Simp
Author	Professsor_Q
Upvotes	1093
Comments	97
Date	September 4, 2020 8:32 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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Norman Osborn : Spider man (2002)