Let us first define a roastie. A roastie is a female human being. A Chad is a male human being with 2 characteristics. The first characteristic is masculine face which has hunter eyes, prominent brow ridge and a strong jawline. The second is above average height which is location and time dependent, so I define it as 3 inches above average of men from 20 to 40 years of age in that location and time, regardless of ethnicity. So an incel is a man who doesn't possess either of the 2 characteristics. Let us come to the laws.

First law is called the law of time spent. This law states that a roastie will take significantly less time to fuck a Chad than an incel.

Second law is called the law of resource transfer. A roastie will only fuck a Chad without any resource transfer. For an incel to get laid, he has to spend his resources. Here resources also include status and fame.

Third law is called the law of sexual intesity. Roasties will fuck Chads more intensely than they would fuck incels.

Fourth law is called the law of personality. Chads with dark triad personality traits are more attractive to roasties than Chads who don't possess them. Similar with incels.

Fifth law is called the law of hypergamy. Roasties will always try to jump ship to a more attractive option whenever they get a chance. This law also includes roasties shooting for Chads, and getting pump and dumped by them.

Sixth law is called the the law of Deadbedroom. Roasties wil stop fucking incels as soon as they are completely trapped in the marriage while fucking Chads on the side.

Seventh law is called the law of harem. Roasties will prefer to be in a rich Chad's harem than to be monogamous with incels.

Eighth law is called the law of Small Cock. Small Cocked Chads can get laid, but will struggle with monogamy. Monogamy aka marriage is suicide for small cocked incels.

Ninth law is called the law of No love. Roasties neither love Chads nor incels, but only themselves.

Tenth law is called the law of Cuckoldry. Although, not all cucks are members of IT, but all male members of IT are cucks.

Bonus law is called the law of Curry. It is over for curries in the west.

My personal favourite, the law of Universal Riceceldom.Ricecels will neither get peace in the west nor in their homelands because of ultra hypergamy of noodle thots.

Fook you Newton, you made a fool out of us for so many years. It is not our fault that your hoe Momma left you for a Chad, and you couldn't deal with it. In your quest to cope, you tried formulating a physics which was useless as you didn't define a measure of time.https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1447581175338049&id=697173863712121&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fckraju.net%2Fblog%2F&_rdr