--- ON TINDER --- Her: Hey Me: You're my new girlfriend. Her: Really? Me: What's your number Her: xxx xxx xxxx Me: U got whatsapp

--- TEXTING --- ME: Do you have WhatsApp Her: I don't! Me: Get one Her: What is it? Me: Free app. Download it, we can talk for free. Her: Oh okay (A while goes by...) Me: ... (A while goes by...) Me: hurry up babe Her: Sorry I'm just unpacking Me: Where are you staying at Her: An Airbnb Me: Is it in (City) Her: Yes! Me: Tinder says you're 2 miles away from me Her: Oh so I'm close Me: I gtg babe. Next Tuesday night I'm going out with friends to a cool little pub called xxxxxx in xxxxxx. They leave at 19:30/20:00. I leave later, so you can keep me company from 20:30. (A while goes by...) Me: Come baby Her: I'll think about it Me: Hahaha I'll bring some duct tape and a bodybag Her: You're hilarious Me: You're hot. I want to see you. I know you want me too... Me: Yeah I get that a lot Her: Hmmm Her: I'm not interested in a one night stand sorry Me: I said I'm interested in seeing you. Her: You aren't coming across that way Me: Also, if you got moves it's not gonna be one night, because you're not going anywhere baby Me: :p Her: I'm going to bed Her: Goodnight (crying laughing emoji) Me: (Her Name). Her: Yes? Me: I invited you to a public pub, in the evening, in the middle of (City). I'd be the most retarded creep... Her: Haha I guess you have a point Me: Bring a cute dress Her: Haha okayyy Me: See you tuesday (her name). Goodnight girl