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[–]robesta 11 points12 points13 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ex wife costs $141 per each 10 minutes of shitty duty sex. Divorcing was the best decision of my life! :)
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Apparently my LTR is paying me approximately £25 per fuck...
[–]spoiledwhore 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
30¢ profit here. I suppose it drops after marriage but not bad.
[–]abutterfly 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put my old LDR information in. Don't do that. It will make you sad. Hahaha.
[–]MockingDead 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Jesus, my last girl was costing me 90 dollars each time we had sex.
[–]TfahsNoriEht 14 points15 points16 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's not bad. $90 buys you a fat, black hooker in my city. She had to've been better than that.
[–]MockingDead 23 points24 points25 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She was about that.
[–]TfahsNoriEht 23 points24 points25 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh
[–]TfahsNoriEht 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Any of you new dudes in marriages wanna fill this out for us?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2, 1, 0 (I make her watch my shows), 1. $400 (1/2 of the mortgage, property tax, etc. $900 (what my friend pays for a bachelor in our area) $100 (we both take out about the same every pay for petty cash, but she normally ends up buying some kinda clothing off budget, never much). $0 (no big tickets that aren't for both of us). Sex about twice a week, not including birthdays, holidays and hotel sex. ~104.
2 hours emotional, -$46 a fuck. AKA I make $23 an hour listening to her crap, not calculating what I make her put up with with me. I lecture about shit she gives zero craps about.
[–]FA_in_PJ 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Engaged person with live-in fiancée here, i.e. almost married.
2,0,0,2 hrs. Approx. $300 more in rent than I would spend on a one-bedroom. Maybe $200 per month eating out and whatnot. And one big ticket per year, usually a vacation.
0.7 hrs emotional.
$18.50 per fuck.
Considering how hot she is, I'd say that I'm making out like a bandit. A prostitute of equivalent hotness would cost approximately $2K per fuck + either the cost of an airplane ticket to Europe or Thailand ... or the risk of arrest here in the US.
[–]jamboy1 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I know a guy who spent $30,000 on a Challenger when he was 18. I told him it was a stupid thing to buy and his justification was that he had sex with a couple girls. So he essentially paid several thousand dollars every time he had sex.
I'm apparently making $45 every time I have sex. Or approximately $4500 a year in sex income. Not including birthdays, holidays and hotel sex (it's in the contract people!)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It would have been worth it even if he didn't have any sex because of that. It's a fucking awesome car.
[–]jamboy1 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spending literally all of your money on one thing is worth it?
He was 18, where else would he use the money? Besides, you can always sell the car if you need money again, so it's not like he wasted all the money for sex. He probably mentioned sex just as an excuse for why he bought the car, while really he just wanted to have it.
[–]16 MGaiusScaevolus 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fantastic.
[–]Inexplicably_Hostile 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus. If sex is the only thing of value you're getting out of an LTR then she shouldn't be an LTR. You should definitely have other reasons to hang out with her.
[–]General_Fear 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This doesn't take into account the one time fee of a wedding which is around $20,000.+
I tell ya, it's keeper to keep a hook on retainer.
[–][deleted] 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Noolaw 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Want to post a picture?
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[–]Noolaw -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have you ever seen my picture before?
[–]TfahsNoriEht 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't feed trolls
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