Broke up with this girl a few months ago. We remained friendly, and spoke. She texted me today earlier telling me how she got a dick pic from some random dude. I did feel disgusted with myself for dating such trash but oh well. Anyways she tells me to keep it a secret - I don't really give a fuck about her dating life. I said sure.

She then goes on to tell me how she made this guy breakup with girlfriend, but the guy won't date her. He wants to get to know her and they haven't done anything yet. She asks me for some advice on him. I give her some basic advice like he could just be shy.

She then goes on to some bullshit about how I am a very hard person to read, and then kept asking me why I always appear so emotionless and whatever. At that point she said as a joke she'll try to make me cry to see my emotional side. I just told her "If you're just going to do autistic shit like that, I'm just going to leave and stop talking to you.". She immediately apologises and tells me not to leave.

TL;DR Ex-gf asks me for some stupid situation on a guy. She tries to make some stupid joke, and I threaten to eject. She gets all upset.

*Note:- She also apologised for telling me, but she claims I'm one of the very few people she can trust...