Cant remember what it was exactly but an ex of mine did something I didn't like (it wasn't cheating) and I told her it was over. She then called me 50 times that night to try and talk to me. Yes 50, not an exaggeration. I didn't pick up once.

There's no feeling, not even the best blowjob, that compares to the feeling of a girl being so crazy about you she calls you 50 times desperately hoping to speak to you. Now I got to have this with every girl