What would a day in a life of a Chad/Stacy be like?

Dubslav_von_Chekem · 2018-10-07T13:06:46+00:00

The CHAD Day

12AM-8AM Chad sleepcooks the day's meals, sleepwashes the dishes, sleepthrows the garbage, and sleephandles all other chores before sleepcommuting to work. 8AM-9AM Arrives at work but turns around to hit the bar. All the bar sluts stayed awake for him and all buy him a drink. Chad has never paid for a drink in his life. 9AM-10AM Shows up to college. Isn't enrolled. Professors love his insightful heckles which manage to be both amusing and non-abrasive. 10AM-11AM DJs at a nightclub which is now a Dayclub just for him. Does it for enjoyment, gets paid anyways. Room is always packed. 11AM-12PM Goes to a NFL stadium where he serves as the entire enemy team for practice skirmishes. Always wins. Sometimes wanders into football games to decide the match. Everyone cheers. 12PM-1PM Feeds ducks protein supplements. All the ducks are Chads too. 1PM-3PM WORKS OUT. Does dumbbell exercises with barbells. Drinks water from a 30 gallon jug. Always has 2 scoops. 3PM-4PM Brisk powerwalk to the moon for cardio. 4PM-5PM Banging hot space babes. 5PM-6PM Chad dump. While pooping, makes a number of major scientific discoveries. Doesn't even realize it. Has a pile of Nobel prizes he thinks came from the carnival. 6PM-7PM Arrives at work just after closing. Makes 300k starting as a Wendy's frycook. Lines cross the city. People order just to see his face. 7PM-8PM Library time. Has never seen a book in his life. Uses library computers to masturbate. Passerbys admire his large genitalia. 8PM-12AM Has sex with thirty seven Stacies. In a row. 12AM-13AM Clock unlocks an extra hour so Chad can have his Me Time.

Another successful day for Chad.

says_harsh_things · 2018-10-07T14:18:14+00:00

Its a lot of time in the gym

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[deleted] · 2018-10-07T11:48:01+00:00

Just like my actual life when I'm not using Reddit.

Title	What would a day in a life of a Chad/Stacy be like?
Author	Whodunnit88
Upvotes	2
Comments	9
Date	October 7, 2018 11:38 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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