Dear God - I appreciate much of what you have created here on Earth but I was hoping you could answer a few questions for me:

  • Why did you make the SMP so dysfunctional? Why create a system that leaves so many people frustrated, sometimes driving them to rape or kill other people?
  • Also, what is up with good people or young kids suffering horrible fates like cancer?

I'm good a designing things and I could help you come up with a better system, you can take all the credit if you want. Like here's one idea I had. Whenever someone gets an impulse to do something violent the brain should automatically shock them, and increase the shock in severity based on how violent the act it. Like if they are about to go on a school shooting their brain should deliver a shock strong enough to put them in a temporary coma.