So the modern reboot of the Star Trek movies has movie number 4 in production. A part of me wants to get excited about a new movie like I haven't in half a decade now. The first and second of those reboots were really good. The third one? My god what was that stupid Kirk riding a motorcycle around in circles battle about?

My bff told me that the new Star Trek is in production. And get this? They are going to cross some rare boundaries. The main protagonist is going to be a woman! Now you may do what I did hearing this shocking news, the main protagonist a woman?! My nelly will wonders never cease? And just shake your head. But the clever producers of the follow up to the utter garbage Star Trek Beyond have realized that having a woman as the protagonist isn't really pushing boundaries in current year.

As I told my friend why do I care if the protag is a girl? Well get this. The main villain? That human also has a vagina in her pants. What boundary pushing so brave.

I told my friend that the only reason that they are openly advertising this is so that when their terrible movie flops like the last one they can blame male supremacism or something. Oh he was also very excited to tell me that the director is also a woman. As if that matters. But hey he was pretty excited so I bet this will help them out with the rapidly shrinking non black pilled but still incel demographic, to which my oldest and best friend belongs.

But this got me thinking. There really is a harsh lack of women in modern movies.

I'm an old man now. Can't believe that somehow happened but during my life I ended up getting one year older, every year, and now here I am. So I'll share with the younger folks, and please fellow elders, let's share.

Back in my day there was no shortage of female characters. From the female protagonist in one of the greatest movies of all time, Labyrinth, to the mediocre villain in Basic Instinct. Women filled all of our films.

What we really lacked though was women playing dress up and movies writing a male character, with a male psychology, male motives, who takes masculine actions, but while also, so progressive, has a vagina in her pants. Who in my experience young women may enjoy, but they can't actually connect with. While masculine men just ignore the entire affair. But less than masculine men quite enjoy.

Art has seriously declined over the past few decades and cinema stands out greatly to me. So I'm wondering? Have any of you seen any examples of feminine characters being acted out by a human with a penis that struck you especially? What about the oh so groundbreaking masculine character who has some boobs under her shirt? Anything stand out? Anything worth watching?