Shit testing stories?

Science_isthenewcool · 2014-12-19T23:04:46+00:00

Just yesterday my gf was asking about my wedding to my ex wife (I was then instantly wary), so I told her some of the details and then she says:

"If you're lucky and we get married you know it has to be bigger and better right?" I recognized SHIT TEST immediately

"IF I'M lucky, hahahaha you mean if you're lucky; that's a big IF sweetheart..."

"You know I've had many serious proposals from hot/amazing guys before right?"

"I'm sure you get them all the time, you are an exceptionally good looking young woman. But those guys aren't me, and if they were so great why didn't you accept?"

At this point she had nothing so resorts to fake outrage at my lack of beta emotional pliability, so she starts to get upset

"You are such an asshole!" fuck yeah, I'm doing it right :)

She goes off to have a smoke, I go on as if nothing is wrong and make myself a morning coffee, not 10 minutes later she comes back and apologizes and says she didn't mean to get me angry and she's sorry for being a crazy bitch (her words exactly). I said I was never angry, just being realistic. We then proceed to have one of our mad crazy fuck-athons. Shit test passed

I love being able to instantly recognize shit tests nowadays and it's no longer a question of IF I will pass them, it is merely HOW I will choose to pass them. Thank you red pill!

Edit: On a side note she recently said "I've never seen anyone so willing to embrace the fact they can be an asshole, but it makes me feel even more special when you treat me nicely" .... So predictable it's hilarious, exactly as TRP expects, it's textbook. Every time they call you an asshole and laugh afterwards, it's a victory and an affirmation you are doing it right. She's a law student that gets honours, she's not an idiot, but biology and shit, I swear it's programmed into their DNA and TRP is the user's guide or a cheat sheet.

mikeyostro · 2014-12-19T23:24:34+00:00

Earlier this year, I was rather Red Pill, even before I even knew about TRP and this sub. I hooked up with a girl at my school because I had answered correctly to one of her shit tests, not even knowing what they were at the time ...

I had just met this girl at a party, and she was asking me about the University baseball team, which I am a member of. After a slight hesitation on her part, she said to me, "I have a question for you....are...you...a...douchebag?" I was taken aback by the question, but I assumed it would not have been asked if alcohol were not involved in this situation. I figured that I could say, "no" and come off as a pussy, or respond a bit differently. My response was, "I know what I want, and I get it."

She said to me, "what do you want right now?"

I drunkenly said, "Let's get out of here, and I'll show you".

So we left, and as soon as we were outside the party, I threw her against the wall and we started making out. Took her home, and hooked up with her a few more times that semester. Ended up losing her due to my beta side being more prominent in the end. Initiated no contact, and about 6 months later, she still eye fucks the shit out of me every time I run into her. She still has yet to contact me though. That's where TRP comes in to my life. Currently spinning other plates

tombreck2 · 2014-12-19T21:47:40+00:00

http://illimitablemen.com/2014/12/14/the-shit-test-encyclopedia/

Fingersofsalad · 2014-12-19T21:59:01+00:00

Well, before I discovered my balls, I was dating a single mother. She was a very experienced cc rider and was attempting to make the most of her post wall life getting ol dumbest me to shell out MY damn moneys! I failed every she it test so hard it was ridiculous. It's embarrassing, and I still cringe. But, one day she decides to kick me to the curb, and say "I think we should see other people!" now this might not have been a shit test as I wasn't even aware of them at the time, but I simply told her "you can do whatever you want with your life ." now every few months she'll start talking to me out of the blue, sending me pictures of what she looks like now blah blah fucking blah. I had only recently discovered Tom leykis before that, and he has helped me turn my life around.

Title	Shit testing stories?
Author	NorthernSpectre
Upvotes	21
Comments	19
Date	December 19, 2014 9:40 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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