If you have a room full of alphas, how do you know which one to spermjack? (serious)

PostNationalism · 2015-08-23T09:11:11+00:00

Just let them gang bang you and let the sperm fight it out

throwinout · 2015-08-23T09:23:38+00:00

Why do you pretend to be a woman so often? Is this some sort of virtual transgender fetish?

The answer is don't pick. They'll gangbang you, and then you'll say thank you. Try to get some chump to think the kid is his and you'll be golden.

wazzup987 · 2015-08-23T09:07:25+00:00

by determining the air speed of an unlaiden swallow. then you see if venus transiting while mars is in retro grade. you will then calculate for theta, and find the hypotenuse of the triangle formed between the earth venus and mars and subtract 100k and divived by the air speed of the unladen swallow, then devide by the number ovulations since you hit puberty. which ever alpha has net worth closest to that is your man.

chickenoverrice · 2015-08-23T09:08:50+00:00

If it's an emergency, I'd advise you to call 911 and when you have a chance, please share your experience with /r/circlejerk

PostNationalism · 2015-08-23T09:22:15+00:00

I thought women could make their own decisions??

Perhaps you should consult your father to make the best possible match for you.

PostNationalism · 2015-08-23T09:56:03+00:00

Lol you were the one complaining about being downvoted but literally all you do is shitpost.

Title	If you have a room full of alphas, how do you know which one to spermjack? (serious)
Author	PostNationalism
Upvotes	0
Comments	13
Date	August 23, 2015 8:58 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/3i2a00/if_you_have_a_room_full_of_alphas_how_do_you_know/
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