How to profit from all the up & coming single cat ladies

prettyprincess91 · 2019-10-04T07:35:31+00:00

Combo store selling vibrators and cat food

FereallyRed · 2019-10-04T08:46:25+00:00

There will always be the lower 80% to cater to the cat ladies.

I recently tried to fuck a post wall dog lady.

She was astounded I wanted to get her naked (women and men are sexual???), she wanted me to buy her shit, she blew me and swallowed in a public beach park, where she'd stripped down to her underwear to get into the water and I was fingerfucking her asshole with two fingers, but freaked out later at home when I put a vibrator on her clit, she whined I was too big for her little pussy, she set up a fuck date at her place but flaked last minute. We later had a fuck session at her place (where I had to put her dog on his back and show alpha before getting naked with her) and I got about half my dick in her tiny pussy amidst her protests and affirmations. Massive tease and waste of time. Didn't even get off due to her complaining.

Even after I ghosted her she's still sending texts.

Sell dog toys.

That juice is not even close to being worth the squeeze.

That's why the "three date" rule exists.

CSauceHockey · 2019-10-04T06:56:55+00:00

I guess you can start a business called “pussyshack”

hmsthinkingmeat · 2019-10-04T15:36:52+00:00

I met up with a friend of mine recently, haven't seen him for years. He's one of those super lucky fuckers who always seems to land on his feet.

Anyway, his wife took early retirement and to fill her time decided to start looking after stray cats / abused cats.

They ended up taking more and more and more in and eventually set it up as a cat charity.

They now have cages full of cats in every room of the house apart from the bathroom and their bedroom - she is basically in a full time job looking after cats.

The amazing thing is that they have now had 4 old ladies who have changed their wills and are leaving everything to their cat charity, and they're bringing in 2-3K per month just from donations via their facebook page alone.

When you think of how much a house is worth they'll be looking at over a million from just those 4.

Brodin69 · 2019-10-04T15:48:18+00:00

Single dog moms is whats in now bro. Just amog the dog and her panties will be dripping.

skizzum97 · 2019-10-04T18:23:27+00:00

The abundance of these kind of women are why I am worried that somebody like Elizabeth Warren could actually get elected President...

Game them and milk them dry but never LTR or impregnate these bitches as they all must die off alone and childless for the betterment of the human race.

redpilllogin · 2019-10-05T01:56:51+00:00

Sell them cat food.

Unfortunately that's not how this works. More often than not, they find a beta guy to settle down with and ruin his life. There's still plenty of dumb men out there.

Title	How to profit from all the up & coming single cat ladies
Author	Pussyshack
Upvotes	4
Comments	10
Date	October 4, 2019 6:48 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/dd3q3b/how_to_profit_from_all_the_up_coming_single_cat/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/how-to-profit-from-all-the-up-coming-single-cat.288716 https://theredarchive.com/post/288716

Comments