Good morning you social rejects and cowards.

Its another beautiful day in sunny California, 9:10 at the time writing.

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As I drink my 5$ pour over coffee, eat my oats, I cant help but to think from the beautiful view of my corner office what a lovely life it is.

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Perhaps you too would like to be, not poor, not fat, and not subservient to others for your happiness?

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Well for the low low price of 19.95 a month, you could join the rudeboy program.

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Come to my once in a lifetime seminar, and I can not only teach you how to sell homes in the greater los angeles community but how to do it without your money!

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THATS RIGHT FOLKS THE ONLY MONEY YOU SPEND IS A MEASLY 19.95 a month.

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^{Terms and conditions apply, no refunds available, all rudeboy participants are also forfeiting bodily autonomy.}