And not just some absolutely pathetic under 5 min session where you’re death gripping your dick into a rushed orgasm. I’m talking a good sex length session where you build up a few times and feel light headed afterward.

Why?

Because refraining is just giving your shitty soul a higher voltage. It may help some ppl but it ain’t helping YOU.

Because you’ll be able to communicate more clearly and make maleness seem less like a biological cage match between grey autistic chattering and bloody insane priapism.

Because the vampire women who claim to hate and ignore guys like you still have a morbid fascination with your misery and love tapping the glass on it. Clearly.

Because you’ll be dead soon and impotent before that.

Because your non existent girlfriend is probably off rotting her brain with inane reality TV and social media and is getting fat and unfuckable anyway.

Because Krystal Boyd Jessa Rhodes Kenzie Reeves etc etc

Because the sex lives of most straight married men are absolutely nothing to write home about or prioritize your life around unless you want more from that relationship than just sex.

Because nothing you’re saying needs to be said, and when the thicket of male misery clears a bit, it becomes more apparent how batshit some of the women here are. Seriously there are some gold nuggets of feminine psychopathy on here but it all gets drowned out.

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Cool So how would this work? When a certain user’s posts become egregiously repetitive and annoying, they get pushed into the “spank zone”

After that they need to post IP logs of what they jerked off to and how long they were at it to mods before the post can be approved.

I thank the mods in advance for taking on this additional quality control measure so that my idle workday lurking can go down more smoothly.

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