I found a great “chill at my place” date service for you Mega Alphas who don’t want to be cucked by getting her food

SunflowerBurst · 2019-10-14T20:37:00+00:00

Reminds me of always sunny

Engage Physically,

I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever going on the date, which to me is really just a waste of time and money.

I'll tell her I know this great little restaurant, doesn't take reservations, that makes it sound cool. Makes it sound exclusive.

And then when we get to the restaurant, the restaurant is closed, as of course it always is on Sundays.

So I'll feign surprise and say something along the lines of "Well, I guess we could grab a pizza and watch a movie at my place"

Dudebro420691337 · 2019-10-14T20:36:04+00:00

American ingenuity at its finest.

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Title	I found a great “chill at my place” date service for you Mega Alphas who don’t want to be cucked by getting her food
Author	SunflowerBurst
Upvotes	7
Comments	5
Date	October 14, 2019 8:34 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/dhwmmo/i_found_a_great_chill_at_my_place_date_service/
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