"My girlfriend tried to push me off a cliff as a joke"

thekingbowser · 2020-10-11T13:01:24+00:00

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pentin0 · 2020-10-11T12:55:37+00:00

Update here: Turns out that the girl is an actual sociopath and he's about to break up with her. He's already put some distance between them and she's already harassing him. People are recommending he take steps to ensure his and his roommates' safety before properly breaking up with her (changing keys, informing the landlord...).

This is what happens when your brain stops working and you get into relationships with crazies

FreshNothingBurger · 2020-10-11T15:18:01+00:00

"Hey everybody, X has repeatedly tried to kill me, should I potentially, maybe, possibly think less highly of X?"

You know, there's a point where stupidity turns into darwinism.

Chaos1990 · 2020-10-11T14:04:40+00:00

She's either actively malicious or completely batshit crazy.

Either way, RUUUUUUUUN!!!

rocko20002 · 2020-10-11T17:38:02+00:00

"Crazy" and "in a good way" should never be in the same sentence.

Red_Liner740 · 2020-10-11T18:12:40+00:00

Buddy, she’s actively telling you how nuts she is and you’re debating whether to break up with her?

God....the last statement says it all... “I’m lonely”

Dudes got the oneitis bad.

VadeRetroLupa · 2020-10-11T14:51:16+00:00

The car incident should have been the end of it. Just stop the car, let her get out and drive on with your life.

Think-notlikedasheep · 2020-10-11T18:31:21+00:00

>completely crazy but mostly in a good way

No such thing.

This chick is a psychopath and needs to be institutionalized.

whatwhatislife · 2020-10-11T18:40:58+00:00

"I am more relaxed and we balance each other out"

Apparently the opposite of crazy is "relaxed". I love how some of these guys try to justify their chick's shitty behavior.

FractalPrism · 2020-10-11T20:01:38+00:00

"legit crazy"
vs
"fun crazy"

they are the same.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-10-11T18:12:12+00:00

I believe this crazy bitch wants drama but she's dangerously immature. Definitely not mentally competent. This guy should dump her. His life is going to be hell from here onward.

Gehrman_The_Hunter · 2020-10-11T18:35:30+00:00

MGTOW save lives. Literally.

PipBoyTInkerer · 2020-10-11T18:55:46+00:00

God that last paragraph shows how fucked up she is. She's trying to turn it all around on him. He had every right to be pissed at that "joke".

There are better ways to do that joke, by the way. Like grab their shoulders hard, shake them a TINY BIT, then say "don't fall". Same idea, less risk of killing someone.

rayedward363 · 2020-10-11T20:07:35+00:00

The red flags are literally trying to kill him and he's still ignoring him. I think he's beyond hope.

MR_M1997 · 2020-10-11T20:50:33+00:00

My prediction is he either gets a fake rape accusation or gets shot if he brakes up with her

bfte2 · 2020-10-11T23:39:24+00:00

Did Reddit call him an asshole for not falling off the cliff? What she did was so stunning so brave.

ElGuero1717 · 2020-10-12T00:35:14+00:00

No impulse control. If she isn't already cheating, she will be.

-Solitude-- · 2020-10-11T16:12:45+00:00

The next day she started texting me saying that she didn’t mean any harm and she just “didn’t know” that I would get so mad at her for doing that.

Notice there’s absolutely no apology for nearly killing him. No sign of remorse whatsoever that he could very well have died as a direct result of her actions. She’s sorry not for the attempted murder, but because he wasn’t alright with it.

Iqbal40862715 · 2020-10-11T18:01:28+00:00

Can’t he have her arrested for attempted murder?

2020-10-11T19:45:36+00:00

I suggest you break up with her.

But do it with style. Take her to a fancy, expensive restaurant; preferably one a long drive from her home. Order a bunch of food (enough that neither of you can afford it). As the food arrives, excuse yourself to the restroom and slip out the door. Leave her with the tab, an expensive taxi far to get home, and a broken heart

If she asks you why did you do that, tell her that you “just felt like it”.

fritobandito214 · 2020-10-11T21:18:49+00:00

Get rid of that crazy bitch, she's going to get you killed. I'm assuming she's a genius in the sack as are most psycho cunts which is probably what's clouding your judgement and making ditching her a difficult task. Dump this broad bro your life is in danger and you don't even realize it.

RT_456 · 2020-10-11T21:24:51+00:00

If he has any brains at all he will dump that psycho ASAP!

StarchRunner · 2020-10-11T21:50:22+00:00

This is what happens when people don't get a punch in the face for stupid shit like this growing up.

It's a shame that "equality" never brings this up.

icekilla34 · 2020-10-12T05:08:04+00:00

That's a fake story.

TheFutureIsFefail · 2020-10-12T18:44:41+00:00

Females are intrinsic sociopaths, exhibit 6 gorillion.

Title	"My girlfriend tried to push me off a cliff as a joke"
Author	pentin0
Upvotes	141
Comments	36
Date	October 11, 2020 12:44 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/j94s45/my_girlfriend_tried_to_push_me_off_a_cliff_as_a/
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