[44-F] I'm a mom and I want you to invest time in knowing me. Don't rush, no sex talk, no pics, btw, here is my cleavage and ass pics...

ChadInKorea · 2020-10-31T21:31:45+00:00

I just want adult not sexual conversations

Everyone knows the best places to have interesting, mature conversations are hookup apps.

DicamVeritatem · 2020-10-31T21:39:35+00:00

Thousand cock stare noted.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-10-31T21:52:01+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-01T00:32:32+00:00

This lady barely passes the pump and dump scale after 6 shots of Whiskey, and she's demanding no sex. Does she realize her competition is 20 years younger, hotter, without baggage, and is more willing to engage in what men want?

loneliness-inc · 2020-10-31T21:47:19+00:00

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AurelianWay · 2020-10-31T22:34:02+00:00

Is that the new armpit selfie?

All her demands as per usual are for the betas. Chad gets to see her naked pics and make sex videos with her.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-10-31T22:42:10+00:00

No classic cars at the junkyard.

2020-11-01T00:42:19+00:00

“I don’t want to be sexualized anymore”

Proceeds to “show off” sexual assets

darkvampiresorcerer · 2020-10-31T21:40:34+00:00

Decent looking woman for her age but really needs to change her standards

20, yes 20 years ago she was hot. Now there’s too many red flags.

capt_sasuke · 2020-11-01T01:32:45+00:00

This puta needs to go sit its ass down somewhere. You're 44, with two fatherless children. Shameless cretin. What happened to the father? This feemale presses with the demands of a 20 year old hottie. Your day has long passed. You're close to menopause.

Just yuck. Can't stand these entitled blown out beeches!

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-11-01T05:18:21+00:00

Some desperate dumb fuck will wife her up. Source, I know a guy who did this. Went all the way to Mexico to import a woman and young bastard child. It’s his 3rd marriage.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-11-01T05:39:15+00:00

Is she really 44 or is she older? She should show us her thigh so we can count the varicose veins, to determine her age like a tree.

DannyTTT55 · 2020-10-31T23:39:15+00:00

My goal is to keep my money for myself to enjoy and not spend it on some bastard child

Does that work?

iampatrick_bateman · 2020-11-01T06:46:07+00:00

25 years earlier- Only 6ft+ plz . Now, I'm 44 ,I have 2 kids , I'm 5ft - Date 'financally stable' men of any height

SFAdminLife · 2020-11-01T02:50:28+00:00

44? Looks more like 64.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-11-01T18:11:31+00:00

I would actually let her ride my cock every day, too bad she doesn't put out. I have a thing for short old women with dark skin, eyes, and hair. You slip some progesterone in their vagina and it firms up the walls, reactivates the self-lubing ability, and makes them horny. They're usually too loose to make me cum but I love just laying back and let them grind the clit on my mound and bathe my cock in their juices. What she doesn't realize is that with me being tall and white, I can go to Asia and get any woman I want over age 25 and a 44yr old asian looks like a 24yr old western woman. Hell I could be super picky and have demands like she has to be rich, supermodel, put out, cook, clean, and worship me plus fuck me at least 3 times/day.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-10-31T23:49:16+00:00

I just want adult not sexual conversations

You could have fooled me, with that sexy, alluring close-up of your armpit. How can I possibly be expected to remain a gentleman, when you're plastering your sexiest bodypart in front of the camera like that?

(For anyone too dense to tell, that was sarcasm. Women, your armpits are just as gross as ours. Don't fucking do that.)

funny

Considering you're 44, have 2 rugrats in tow, and still expect to be patiently courted, yeah, THAT'S pretty funny.

rahsoft · 2020-11-01T00:44:37+00:00

got a whole last chicken in the butchers window look going on there...

if she dressed and acted more classy in the photos she might have had a chance.

.. and rewrite that tinder equivalent of Ron Swanson in the bio to something a lot more neutral.

willing to bet she asked her friends how to write the bio

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-01T02:58:07+00:00

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Jeviok · 2020-11-01T16:27:54+00:00

They really know how to hook people.

bablfish · 2020-11-02T07:43:46+00:00

Man, she looks old on the top-right one

Cristoff13 · 2020-11-09T00:32:45+00:00

"I am 5 feet" - She means: So please be at least 6 feet tall

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