So today on my feed I saw this guy, who I can only describe as, a templar white knight, screen shot and post on facebook a horrible attempt of an opener some random guy sent his friend. Given, this guy is a complete fucking socially inept retard to say something like this.

White knight is losing his shit. He declares this man to be unworthy of women while, he, if he had a girlfriend, would treat her with the utmost dignity and respect and fight for her honor. He also has tagged the man's mom in the photo, which she can't remove the tag as she isn't friends with the templar.

templar also tags the guys girlfriend, which she can't remove the tag either

Other white nights come to her defense and offer their physical prowess in an attempt to show their masculinity. The mob is also contemplating taking legal action against him and possibly getting him arrested. One women stats that she has even had charges pressed on someone for this exact thing. I find that odd as I often read stories of stalkers completely destroy someones life while the law does absolutely nothing to prevent it, she must have a connections.

One man stands up makes a half hearted mockery of the "proper way" to get a girl.

The war band is still outraged

At no point has anyone been raped yet, but we should rape him to show him what it's like.


When I read this and it just came off as a dude who bought a book on pickup and though 50 shades of grey was the way to go with his opener. Never mind that any man who is actually a rapist, probably wouldn't have the fucking balls to send something like that to a girl or... you know... have a girlfriend. Never the less, this man is a rapist, he said it, he's fucked. I don't know if charges are going to be press or what but this dudes life is fucked right now.

I though this was just too good of an example to pass up not sharing but a lesson to learn, if you are going to attempt shock openers to get a reply out of a girl, use verbose shock humor openers, not one liners or else you will have an entire army of white knights attack you.

Also, obviously don't fucking make an opener about rape.

I feel like I shouldn't have to say that...