Women traditionally had complementary characteristics to men. They were sweet, polite, feminine and supportive. They could cook, enjoyed keeping the house and taking care of their children.

The sexual revolution changed all that with women brainwashed into thinking unless they were endlessly competing with men in the workplace, they were being oppressed.

Each subsequent generation of women has become ever more radical, with the average woman now believing she is paid 70 cents in the male dollar (a fantasy disproven by economists eons ago) and the patriarchy still exists in western countries when she alone can decide whether she and her male lover have children and take her partner for all he’s worth in divorce court.

The average woman is now fatter, ruder and more promiscuous than she’s ever been. Her self obsession oozes from her addiction to social media likes and Instagram filters. Women have more tattoos now than when Vikings were still around and outsource the entire raising of their children to nannies and day care. Women are now more unhappy than they’ve ever been, including their grandmothers who survived the depression and two world wars.

Beyond the odd lazy bout of starfish, because princess can’t be bothered anymore, what does a man get out of a long term relationship with the average woman?