Asp Hole or Ass Pole?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-23T16:55:20+00:00

"It's time to become someone else's problem."

She's so fucking useless her own father wants nothing to do with her? And, she's advertising it like it's a good thing? I feel bad for anyone who sticks their dick in her.

motorbiker1985 · 2020-02-23T18:32:04+00:00

"If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality."

— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation, 2009

Whenever you hear something that sounds vaguely smart coming from a dumbass, it's a quote taken directly from a sitcom.

Rottinghere · 2020-02-23T16:22:53+00:00

I feel so sorry for her dad. I often wonder how many fathers ever truly understand just what kind of worthless thots their daughters have grown up to become. How do they deal with it?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-02-23T16:14:41+00:00

Hey Ass Pole- wait, is it Asp Hole, or Ass Pole? Not sure how to pronounce it. Either way, it sounds like a stripper name to me!

If I had to have a stripper name it would be Equality.

Well that's a shitty stripper name. There are rules to this sort of thing Ass Pole. You have to use a car name, like Corvette, or Lexus; a precious stone or metal like Diamond or Jade; something cute, like Bambi or Candi; or something weather related , like Stormy or Windy.
You get the idea

Besides, how does your dad feel about your stripper adpirations?

Dad says it's time to become someone else's problem

Well! Hey now. That's either a real jerk or my kind of man! Either way, he sounds like a man who pulls no punches!

so hellloo

Wait. What?! Damn. Did he hit you? Sorry about that. That explains a lot.

Moving along. What are you here looking for?

Well established gentlemen.

How many?

HAHA! JK. I got jokes! Oh man. I love doing this.

So what can you offer "well established gentlemen"?

I'll be your midlife crisis.

Well, that doesn't actually sound all that bad Ms Asp Hole (Damn, I still cannot seem to pronounce that correctly).

My number is 867-530 ny-ee-ein (eight six seven five three oh ny - ee - ein.)

HMU and I will become your trailer park sugar daddy. I don't have any actual sugar, but I can get you some Equal.

See what I did there?

No?

sigh

My comedic genius is wasted on women like you.

Toodles Ass P Hole!

Honest_Solution · 2020-02-23T16:40:49+00:00

Sorry but when I hit my mid-life crisis I’ll just buy a damn motorcycle instead of some hoebag.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-23T17:59:48+00:00

Her stripper name would be "Flat Broke".

Funny she looks familiar.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-23T18:38:48+00:00

Equality? Cool! Is she picking up the tab on the dinner date then?

dante-_vic · 2020-02-23T17:31:46+00:00

I think it a subtle way of saying shes into anal. Shes wants to slide down your pole with her ass.

h4ppyp1LLs · 2020-02-23T23:55:36+00:00

"Equality" expect for bill paying.

2020-02-24T00:30:51+00:00

Empire waist hides a fupa.

2ndEscape · 2020-02-24T10:17:52+00:00

Maybe asp short for aspie?

meerita · 2020-02-23T22:31:08+00:00

So many red flags.

azarah69 · 2020-02-24T06:53:50+00:00

Fuck red flags more like black flags. When your own father doesn't want you in his house that says alot. He was like thot begone to his own daughter.

mgtowmuller777 · 2020-02-23T21:29:57+00:00

5'7 so now midgets are also entitled?

Title	Asp Hole or Ass Pole?
Author	DeeplyDisturbed1
Upvotes	196
Comments	36
Date	February 23, 2020 4:14 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f8bhlu/asp_hole_or_ass_pole/
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