Demanding

wathon2 · 2020-02-02T23:14:59+00:00

Alpha fuck phrase: young, hot, no baggage, wild, everything is in the right phase.

Tyrone and Chads, come and nut inside me, no string attached. Threesome, gang bang, anal, anything you want.

Beta buck phrase: used, abused, baggage, a bastards or two, everything starts sagging.

Looking for a good man. You must have house, car, career, must be loyal, loving, family orientated, and most importantly, you must love me exactly as I am. You will have to wine and dine me, and maybe you'll get to first base by the fifth date. Marry me, buy me expensive gift, take me on vacations; and you'll get star fish sex once a month and divorce rape 5 years later.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-02T23:01:17+00:00

If you're living off child support, I'm gonna swipe left. If you're overweight, I'm swiping left. If you claim to follow some kind of faith and are on a hook up app, I'm swiping left. If you have nothing to offer, I'm swiping left.

Enjoy your life of solitude and hook ups.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-02T22:32:11+00:00

Why the fuck would I make 6 left turns instead of one fucking U-turn away from you?

LostSaxon · 2020-02-02T22:45:26+00:00

Those are by and large good standards. Interesting there’s no mention of what she brings to the table, however...

JakeDC · 2020-02-02T23:45:20+00:00

Roll model.

Sigh.

ugluk1 · 2020-02-03T01:50:29+00:00

>If you're not faith centered man... don't bother

Was the man who fucked you and impregnated you faith centered? Are YOU faith centered?

RRFdev · 2020-02-03T01:51:30+00:00

Stay away from religious women. Especially if you are a religious man. If she is not a natural virgin (and not a vaginally reconstructed virgin) and has lived traditionally by remaining with her parents until marriage then you can believe she actually obeys the Bible.

RRFdev · 2020-02-03T03:15:58+00:00

Rules for thee and not for me.

You must be a good husband for someone like me, a harlot and a whore.

You must be faith centered man for someone like me, a drunkard, liar and a fornicator.

You must keep your beard trimmed for someone like me, who doesn't shave my armpits.

You must earn big money for someone like me, who lives with my parents as an unemployed bum.

vegetasgooch123 · 2020-02-02T22:31:04+00:00

With a profile like that at least when I move out of my mom's basement there'll be a room to rent between her legs. Just have to clean some old cobwebs out

2020-02-03T01:48:54+00:00

Uhhh sweetie. The Bible actually forbids being yoked to a divorced woman. Even worse if you had kids outside of marriage. It is considered adultery. In fact, the Bible pisses all over the female dual mating strategy.

On what planet are you, a bastard baby maker, entitled to a gentleman?

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-02-03T06:35:28+00:00

"Touch my butt and feed me tacos like I'm some hedonist Roman emperor, but also be a religious pious man so I can manipulate you."

They're not even trying to be interesting or charming. Just insufferable cunts as far as the eye can see.

StingRayFins · 2020-02-03T04:49:34+00:00

"if you're not a faith centered man... don't bother"

You cannot demand a faith centered man if you aren't a faith centered woman... sigh.

This is precisely the problem - not holding oneself accountable and to the same standards. One person wants to do whatever and be whatever but demands the other person to be this and that and a bag of chips. Hypocrisy at it's finest.

MrWojak · 2020-02-03T06:14:15+00:00

Do single moms know they are absolutely garbage tier in dating market?

JustInconsistent · 2020-02-02T23:09:00+00:00

Wow. The entitlement.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-03T02:32:15+00:00

What if it's mommy's attic instead of the basement? Is that OK?

ugluk1 · 2020-02-03T00:29:35+00:00

We're gonna swipe left, thank you for reminding us.

JimBagleaducia · 2020-02-03T04:37:24+00:00

Why is "single mother," not the "parents basement" got women? At least guys can move out

h4ppyp1LLs · 2020-02-03T07:38:14+00:00

Bitch got a lot of criteria for someone with multiple childrens.

onbakeplatinum · 2020-02-03T13:31:19+00:00

Eat Tacos is code for being fat

Kurt751990 · 2020-02-03T00:31:46+00:00

She must be good at picking her nose what with all that pickyness

Piggleswick · 2020-02-03T05:46:51+00:00

If you see any red flags... swipe left

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-02-03T13:49:07+00:00

If she's a single mom, swipe left.

AngusBoomPants · 2020-02-03T17:41:18+00:00

“In your mommy’s basement”

What’s wrong with living with your parents? Sorry, my cancer ridden mother needs help walking.

culinarybui · 2020-02-04T04:31:08+00:00

If the father of any of her bastards fit any of those descriptions then she can take a hike 😂

ShowMeWarFace · 2020-02-03T22:24:26+00:00

Hey now, Jesus had a beard, so I guess he doesn't even qualify.

Anybody with stronger game than the lord gonna step up?

6gpdgeu58 · 2020-02-05T17:06:33+00:00

Call me crazy but it seems reasonable to ask for a functional guy, I don't think this actually qualify her.

dwc151 · 2020-02-05T18:42:06+00:00

Do any of these women ever have ANYTHING to offer?

magicmikefx · 2020-02-03T11:15:43+00:00

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Title	Demanding
Author	EddMorra
Upvotes	180
Comments	74
Date	February 2, 2020 10:26 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/exwhqx/demanding/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/demanding.342150 https://theredarchive.com/post/342150

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