Just looking for love & someone to suck my cock and make me sandwiches

UrHeftyLeftyBesty · 2020-01-28T00:34:44+00:00

Anal sex. She’s taking about anal sex.

ContradictFate · 2020-01-27T22:54:12+00:00

Just in case you weren't sick and tired of these worthless bitches that say absolutely nothing about themselves but then proceed to hint on that if she showed interest in you, you would either be seen as a tool or that "I'll (bitch) like my dog more than you (simp)" then step right up for some punishment!

This is "playful" but she would be the first to cry foul if she felt like she was being used or you needled her in just the slightest.

Now someone go service this nasty skanks vaginal oil where the previous demon(s) came out of.

Edit: Someone eluded to the fact that "changing oil" is a sexual innuendo for anal and got mass up votes, so I'll take the woosh on that one. Been too used to the entitled, demanding cunts that I didn't see it for what it is. That being said; one single hot picture and a sexual comment, the "woman" is 100% a dude catfish without a life. Anyways, steer clear of the tube sites, boys. They just warp your mind with false realities, like real women actually seeking anal. 🤨

thisisnotreal666 · 2020-01-28T00:51:27+00:00

I wonder how females would respond to the OP title in a dating profile? Would they think it was just a funny ice breaker or would they label him a misogynist pig? Jokes for me but not for thee.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2020-01-28T00:47:26+00:00

try the auto shop around the corner, just don't complain when you overpay because you don't know the difference between a spark plug and butt plug.

useless...especially in an era when anyone with a brain cell can google how to do things and learn themselves

NetherIndy · 2020-01-28T01:24:30+00:00

Help change your oil? Like somehow, not entirely even sure how, turn what is pretty much the definition of a one-person job into a couple's activity?

Or by help, you mean you'll stay inside in the air conditioning swiping through Bumble for the next simp to swing to?

RRFdev · 2020-01-28T00:53:45+00:00

Growing up I have always thought of relationships to be an extension of friendships - a symbiosis.

Alas, women are literally raised to view relationships as slavery. They are the prize, and men are supposed to be their underlings.

Older_Miggy · 2020-01-28T03:34:55+00:00

I believe in equality, honey.

So change your own goddam oil.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-28T01:06:31+00:00

What about rotating her tires?

loneliness-inc · 2020-01-28T04:12:48+00:00

Someone help to change my oil

Sorry, but oil lubes are not my thing for obvious reasons.

BatmanPooping · 2020-01-28T10:49:10+00:00

I don’t see this one like you- I think she signals she wants a traditional roles type of relationship. She wants the man to be able to do the manly things, and she’ll do the “little-woman” things. At least that’s the message between the lines I’m reading about this one. And literally has no restrictions on the man besides falling in love with each other.

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-02-15T16:24:25+00:00

She might literally mean she needs a mechanic bf. Lol.

Title	Just looking for love & someone to suck my cock and make me sandwiches
Author	ContradictFate
Upvotes	87
Comments	49
Date	January 27, 2020 10:50 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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