Hey guys, here is another one who wants to go on fun dates. She aint stupid so be on your toes.

MostlyKelp · 2020-01-01T04:35:11+00:00

Alexa play run to the hills by Iron Maiden

trashretardcunt · 2020-01-01T05:14:19+00:00

Why do stupid people even mention they aren’t stupid. A smart person doesn’t talk about how not stupid they are.

thrownawayandshiton · 2020-01-01T03:47:37+00:00

"ain't stupid"

Ain't smart, neither.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-01-01T03:42:52+00:00

I like fun but why did I get pregnant?

I remember it was fun but then this happened.

I know I aint stupid but I still don't know what happened. It was supposed to be fun.

I can get attached fast, but that is fun. Just watch and see.

twunting · 2020-01-01T07:21:22+00:00

Claims she doesn’t need ‘ur money’ and works 2 jobs. When the baby is born in 2 months time she won’t be able to work at all or at best one job. She will also have to arrange child care during that period. This could be costly. The point is that contrary to her claim of financial independence she most likely will need some financial assistance in the very near future. Would she realize this or not I wonder? Might there be an ulterior motive to online dating in her 7th month of pregnancy?

ImprudentPrudence · 2020-01-01T05:38:08+00:00

Wow... I can't believe this is one of the first things I'm seeing in 2020.

Also, ready to bet my life savings that this kid emerges from the womb with fetal alcohol syndrome at best because, you know, mama ain't stupid. She was probably chugging some Boone's while she wrote this masterpiece.

Did I miss something? Or is this just a profile for one person instead of the "women" she writes about in the title?

The_mightiest_punt · 2020-01-01T06:34:00+00:00

We don't need to try to play game on you.

You played yourself.

rvail136 · 2020-01-01T05:13:12+00:00

"ima very caring person who ain't stupid"

Except I'm seven months pregnant and I want you to pick up the tab...

Nybaz · 2020-01-01T08:13:01+00:00

7 months old. Smokes often.

"I ain't stupid" - - > DOUBT

z31fanatic · 2020-01-01T11:53:17+00:00

She's very shy, except when it comes to spreading her legs.

kyledontcare · 2020-01-01T10:48:24+00:00

Is this a millennial woman? Are they all like this ?

geocorb · 2020-01-01T13:17:04+00:00

She’s crafty all right. She’s making a Marlboro Fetus.

MRMRising · 2020-01-01T14:29:06+00:00

Guys, avoid these future single moms like the plague. If she gets to know you, she may put your name on the baby's birth certificate, and whammo, you are the father. Then she will sue you for child support, and get the CSEA after you.

Yes, this has actually happened.

kgvalter · 2020-01-01T13:15:19+00:00

The country needs 5 decades of single motherhood to go completely down the drain.

loner589 · 2020-01-01T16:35:37+00:00

The amount of pregnant women on dating app is scary. Humanity is fucked.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-01-01T20:06:18+00:00

Yes, you are stupid. You have painted yourself into a corner just like most of the women that have swallowed the feminism pill. So here you stand; in 2 months, you'll be thrusting this completely dependent 24/7 creature out at the hospital with no one there. Just you alone. Maybe mum will be there. Where is your partner who cares for you holding your hand telling you to breath. Nowhere. And where are your blue-haired feminist friends now. Nowhere.

You're 28 and maybe you've had your fun. But why is the female version of fun always whoring themselves out. I didn't get married in my 20s, I got a STEM degree and a great job, and I had a blast. I had money, I travelled, bought a condo. All in the 20s, and had fun along the path. But these women think the 20s fun is irresponsible fun. It's never that way.

dwc151 · 2020-01-01T04:37:32+00:00

Don't try and play game on me

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-01T13:36:20+00:00

"I'm also very shy" about using birth control. Can't wait to bring her home to meet mom and dad.

Itchy-Bung-Hole · 2020-01-01T16:09:13+00:00

I'm guessing Tyrone ran out on her.

tuna-torpedo · 2020-01-01T13:27:22+00:00

Independent pregnant woman! 🤣🤣🤣 that is rich!

CSM_Pepper · 2020-01-01T13:41:35+00:00

get my feelings hurt easily and i can get attached fast so watch out.

Bunny boiler alert. Verdict: Play game on someone who's not cosplaying as a fat version of Rachel Maddow.

Westernhagen · 2020-01-01T16:00:21+00:00

"I ain't stupid!" says the pregnant 28 year old smoker with a high school education and two crappy jobs.

In every photo her facial expression is "yeah I'm screwed" so she's smart enough to realize that on some level.

evergreen35 · 2020-01-01T14:55:48+00:00

7 months pregnant and "smokes often"

Translation: I am poisoning my "unborn baby girl" because I have zero self discipline, and I am incapable of putting my child's needs ahead of MY wants.

mimiczx · 2020-01-01T19:13:13+00:00

Independent pregnant woman... There you have it boys a strong contender for oxymoron of the year on the first day of the year...I am in awe...

GSFleming · 2020-01-01T19:52:37+00:00

If you closely at her eyes, she looks like someone who is being held hostage or about to be executed. A look of deep despair combined with fear.

Ithomasfreedom · 2020-01-01T22:46:57+00:00

Please show us all how smart you are, put the kid up for adoption!

Lurkingnopost · 2020-01-02T10:15:01+00:00

What the hell is a "Home heath care provider" and why is there a strong correlation between the posts on this sub and that fucking "job".

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-01-02T12:55:51+00:00

"...aint stupid" - like so many others seen here, your punctuation, diction, grammar, spelling, etc. prove that to be a lie.

"I

get my feelings hurt easily..." - did you confuse the "enter" key for the spacebar? How very "aint stupid" of you.

LifschitzTal · 2020-01-02T14:48:52+00:00

jesus look at her "smile", nothing says satisfied and happy like this one

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-01-01T08:01:25+00:00

How can she talk from "sun up to sun down" if needs to visit toilet often due to swollen gut.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-01-01T13:56:55+00:00

Their stupidity seems to peak in their late 20’s. They think they’re still hot but they’re approaching the wall at warp speed and guys know it.

FirmFirefighter · 2020-01-01T14:00:16+00:00

If she has two jobs how is it that she wants and has enough time for someone to go on fun dates and to talk to them from morning till night. I wonder what kind of job she has.

EDIT Home health care provider?

admralrustyshcklford · 2020-01-02T01:01:45+00:00

Real question,

Are there enough dudes with preggo fetishes to keep these cheap cock carouselers fed over the winter?

nettrader7 · 2020-01-02T02:34:30+00:00

She mentioned that the longest relationship she had was 3 yrs and over. I am assuming he was the father of the child? What happened then? Why didn't the relationship work out?

maruadventurer · 2020-01-02T17:26:04+00:00

Not quite smart enough to not get preggers however......

HatezWomenzCuzIncelz · 2020-01-03T19:38:06+00:00

"I'm not stupid so don't try and run game on me."

Umm.... someone already ran game on you...

asdf333aza · 2020-01-10T02:20:36+00:00

If she was really "shy and stayed to herself" she wouldn't be pregnant and looking for a dude to raise another man's seed.

Title	Hey guys, here is another one who wants to go on fun dates. She aint stupid so be on your toes.
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	144
Comments	76
Date	January 1, 2020 3:35 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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