They're hatching by spring

MikepGrey · 2019-11-21T04:36:30+00:00

19 years old, and 5 kids... WOW single for life lady, enjoy it.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-21T04:11:42+00:00

Does she lose out on a $300 million inheritance if she's not married or something? What's with the shot clock?

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-11-21T04:16:23+00:00

Clown car pussy by 19, JFC.

Also Wasup with Spring deadline Wasgud? Was he that good that you have number 6 on the way or does your student visa expire and you get shipped back to babyfactorystan with the first thaw?

OR is that when the divorce is final and you loose your medical, dental, vision, car insurance, mortgage payment assistance ends and you have to live on half of your husbands money instead of all of it?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-11-21T04:20:32+00:00

Jesús Christ! I'd rather jump into that river and let the current wash me away!

realizmbass · 2019-11-21T06:08:24+00:00

This seems like a joke. She'd have to be pumping out children from 14 to be able to make those numbers. Or she had quintuplets. Either way seems unlikely.

Mind you I don't think it's a good joke.

Unusual_Chair · 2019-11-21T04:13:53+00:00

Mother of 5 at the age of 19? Damn!

Buchwild · 2019-11-21T07:06:31+00:00

I'm considering firing up my old dating profile just for kicks, these are priceless

ThisLifeKillsMe · 2019-11-21T09:06:15+00:00

Before Ive read her bio Ive asked myself why she looks so drained and used but young at the same time.

19 lol with 5 kids.

I get that the roastbeef and stretchout stuff is a joke to trigger young women whoring around. But 5 kids in a few years? A terminally Ill 80 looks better down there and is tighter.

But she will find her buxxer. Men are ready to serve her and treat her like a queen. Of course it wont be a chad.

Just disgusting.

I knew one that had 3 by 15 I remember right now. I had nosebleed and it didnt stop so she gave me a tampon. It was the biggest one you could imagine

Disgusting

bushwicksick · 2019-11-21T07:49:15+00:00

She looks nuts. I wonder if in the future Big Pharma will have some sort of drug they can give degenerates like this to limit their breeding. /s*

Edit: I forgot to add the /s. The point + joke I am trying to make is that females who end up as single mothers have what seems to be a genetic propensity towards imbecility, bad judgment, poor moral character and a lack of sexual restraint. Instead of whores like this to be on 'The Pill', they are not.

Resplendent_Fervor · 2019-11-21T07:11:37+00:00

Mother of a 5 year old right!?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-11-21T12:21:15+00:00

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OldFashionMarine · 2019-11-21T11:43:56+00:00

OK.....I will marry you by Spring of 2219'. I promise......

magicmikefx · 2019-11-21T16:13:08+00:00

Lol her dad is cutting her out of the will if she isint wifed up soon

nettrader7 · 2019-11-21T17:42:23+00:00

A few of her kids would be definitely from Tyrone I am guessing..

MRMRising · 2019-11-21T20:47:54+00:00

5 kids by 19?

That has to be some kind of age record, even for this subreddit.

LastRedshirt · 2019-11-21T14:08:38+00:00

the critters arrive on easter?

RunawayGrain · 2019-11-21T23:27:55+00:00

Assuming the 19 is honest, it probably isn't, she would have had to start having kids between 14 and fifteen years old.

Nathaniel66 · 2019-11-22T08:34:51+00:00

Mother of 5= 5 kids, or 5y old kid? Either way....damn...

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-11-24T01:49:07+00:00

Moment of silence for the poor soul that gets stuck having to raise and pay for this woman and her spawn. She’s probably realizing the huge mistake she’s made and is trying to find someone willing to pay for all her mistakes so she can abandon them and take off for California to “find themselves”

DieselDan88 · 2019-11-30T21:47:41+00:00

She needs to get married by spring because she's probably facing deportation.

solaris32 · 2019-11-22T05:53:42+00:00

What's with the Napoleon Dynamite face?

Title	They're hatching by spring
Author	mak1341
Upvotes	167
Comments	45
Date	November 21, 2019 4:03 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dzdo7i/theyre_hatching_by_spring/
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