Single mother of two has requirements of a car, license and job, without actually informing us what she brings to the table aside from Chad and Chadette Jr.

Black_Gotenks · 2019-10-22T15:50:38+00:00

Things she is proud of/willing to offer: 1) height of 5’11” 2) Gemini zodiac shit 3) 2 bastard children

Things I am willing to offer her:

1)

xxMeccxx · 2019-10-22T15:44:25+00:00

But the doggo won't swipe for her because he is a good doggo and doesn't like trash

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-22T16:16:44+00:00

No hookups? Well fuck you then, go back to Chad. Oh he punched your face? Too bad, not my problem.

Honestly, why jack up the price of used up pussy that comes along with bastard kids?

jasongraham503 · 2019-10-22T16:27:00+00:00

Even dogs won’t raise another dogs puppies.

FirmFirefighter · 2019-10-22T18:21:23+00:00

Not long now before those thighs have doubled in width and block your path down the aisle in the supermarket.

Steeltrap666 · 2019-10-22T18:30:08+00:00

Not into chubby girls.

Not into single moms.

DEFINITELY not into astrology chicks.

darker_than_darkness · 2019-10-23T05:16:54+00:00

I demand a single mom filter on all dating sites.

KingRobotPrince · 2019-10-22T18:35:47+00:00

She informed everyone of what she has to offer: woman

And she thinks that justifies whatever criteria she puts in place.

[deleted] · 2019-10-22T18:10:27+00:00

Requirements - car: Come and pick me up.

JOB! - Honey... my eldest bastard is really bugging me about that new iPhone

bushwicksick · 2019-10-22T20:02:05+00:00

What exactly does this used up prostitute offer to any potential suitors? Mommy of two bastards, abnormally tall, pregnancy body, loose vag... NO THANKS!

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-10-23T12:40:39+00:00

Fat. Thinks emojispeak is “cute”. And one of the bastards is a female, which is exponentially more dangerous than male chadspawn to be around. And she’s too damn tall. I don’t have a problem with that but you know someone who is “only” 6’3” is going to listen to shit for not towering over her in 4” heels. Pass.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-10-23T23:03:48+00:00

Nice leggings Sheddy VanFailin

Let's get this over with. What are your requirements.

Car, license, AND Job.

And women say they won't LOWER their standards. I guess you have hit ROCK bottom

(See what I did there with the Van Halen/rock reference ... ah fuck it. Who am I kidding. I am talking to a brick right now aren't I)

Hit us with some more of your nutty bs...

Team gemini

Did you mean Jemini? Steve Vai is my favorite! Awesome effects pedal.

Long legs 5'11"

That's one way of saying "tree trunks"

I swipe right for doggos

Why does this not surprise me.

Mommy of (emojis)

And you let them impregnate you too I see!

No hookups

Not with me, that's for sure Sheddy.

SirKolbath · 2019-10-26T10:14:45+00:00

At least she likes dogs.

Glenn_Vatista · 2019-11-02T07:18:04+00:00

Why I enjoy this sub. These comments make my day.

Title	Single mother of two has requirements of a car, license and job, without actually informing us what she brings to the table aside from Chad and Chadette Jr.
Author	incelposter
Upvotes	108
Comments	31
Date	October 22, 2019 2:52 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dlj0bs/single_mother_of_two_has_requirements_of_a_car/
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