I’ll just leave this here :)

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-10-09T03:01:37+00:00

u/anon35246, I'll accept your post if you repost with a title that reflects the theme. Something like:

"I take no bullshit or lies. The secret to getting to know me is by making me happy and accepting my kids." You know another secret? There is nothing else I need to know.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-10-09T12:32:30+00:00

Mr. Hunt,

Accept this ignorant bottle blonde harlot (that can't apply makeup but likely is an expert cock sucker) as the only female specimen in the world. Provide your ever loving devotion to her every possible need, whim, and fancy. Financially support her and the offspring that is attached to her but never have sex. Forego your biological needs, since she already has Chad's kids and requires no more coitus.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to make a woman happy.

This message will self destruct in 30 seconds, much like your financial and emotional stability.

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-10-09T14:06:44+00:00

“Except me, my mountains of debt, my promiscuous lifestyle, my frequent emotional outbursts, my highly expensive taste in fashion and my 7 kids from different fathers or you ain’t a real man! Swipe left loser”

This has become the standard I’m afraid. What’s scary is there are so many men out there that haven’t become aware of the reality of these single moms yet.

cherryantacids · 2019-10-09T16:03:18+00:00

Oh country Chad, where art thou?

Doctor_Zed · 2019-10-09T13:29:21+00:00

Soft lighting and a shitload of makeup. And on top of that she's got kids for you to support. GTFO.

patstoddard · 2019-10-09T13:04:35+00:00

This looks so much like a girl I know and that’s something she’d say

bushwicksick · 2019-10-09T14:38:45+00:00

Yuck, I wonder how many crotch goblins this b1tch has pumped out. Why do these dumb b1tches feel so entitled?

PolemosLogos · 2019-10-09T14:58:08+00:00

Country is code for trailer trash. Chances are she lives in a town home.

raymondreamer · 2019-10-09T19:39:01+00:00

I grew up in a small town, this is literally how every one of them are.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-10-09T12:11:45+00:00

New title "I'll only tolerate Cunt Tree Bois, who shall bow to my commands"....

Global_MGTOW · 2019-10-09T14:53:57+00:00

🎶You don't need to be lonely, at farmers only. Com 🎶

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-10-09T22:10:07+00:00

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JoleeEEEeeen.

You look angry. Come. Sit down and talk to me.

I don't take no bullshit or lies

Woah! Slow down. Care to give us a little context on this?

I am only interested in country boys....

Calm your tits Jolene. I wasn't hitting on y...

that see me as the only female

So, what, like the last female on earth? Or like "THE Female"? That's a lot of pressure for one woman, no?

Besides. I thought women didn't like to be referred to as "females"

Anyhow. What does a small town boy have to do to get with a great catch such as yourself?

make me happy

Ok. That should be easy enough...you just have to find a...

and accept my kids.

BOOM! I fucking KNEW that shit was coming.

Jolene, you are a little hottie. But that hair and your language scream "white trash".

I hate to admit this, but I know you will find some sucker to bail your ass out. But I'm not the one. Trust me, it ain't me babe.

notpcperson · 2019-10-09T17:10:36+00:00

Someone put her in the pig pen!

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-09T17:44:14+00:00

Fuck off slut we don't give a shit.

AnonymousPredictions · 2019-10-09T11:00:12+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂

RealMcGonzo · 2019-10-10T02:58:28+00:00

. . .an . . . an . . .

Guessing she misses the D.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-09T19:03:07+00:00

Why are her eyes all droopy and zoning out?

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-10T05:11:36+00:00

Alright boys, we're starting off the betting at 1 Bitcoin, how many kids does she have with how many different father's, place your bets here and now.

Autisticus · 2019-10-10T21:13:14+00:00

I wont lie, she looks extremely hot despite all the beauty filters.

However, if a beautiful woman is on a dating site, something is TERRIBLY wrong

SouloftheVoid · 2019-10-10T14:36:29+00:00

I'm noticing lots of makeup and filters. She also isn't showing any teeth probably because she has meth mouth. Any SIMP who pursues her will be lucky to get starfish sex before baby daddy Cletus gets out of jail and blows his head off with a shotgun.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-10-10T17:34:56+00:00

Demands that read like she is holding people hostage.

SuperGoxxer · 2019-10-10T23:39:43+00:00

Goddamn, you know she could probably give a good blowjob.

But you also know that getting involved with this chick means you give up any semblance of personal and financial freedom.

Country boys? Like the stereotypical dude that drinks most of the day so he doesn't know his whore wife is banging somebody else down the road? That kind of dude?

Klown_Kutz · 2019-10-11T00:43:23+00:00

Yeah ok while she waits on her country boy, she's banging anyone who keeps her supplied with Lortabs. At least two of her kids are Tyrone's, not Chad's. So sweetie, forget the country boy you want right there because I'm going to tell you, that sends us away even faster than your chemical dependencies. Also, this whole "only female" shit? I know your type. Your first kid is from someone other than the man you were dating or married to at the time. Maybe you wouldn't be in the situation you're in now if you'd practiced what you preach.

Tuco2134 · 2019-10-11T23:25:48+00:00

That's the most dead-inside human I've seen in a long time.

Robthegreater · 2019-10-12T20:04:29+00:00

I swear she looks like one of the girls i graduated with in 2015. She was a hoe the too.

subaruguy14 · 2019-10-15T10:22:38+00:00

The redneck demographic is actually a perfect target for a beta provider. These idiots fall for anything for a little false nobility. Raise another mans kids? Stepped up. Die in wars for profit? Patriotism.

Title	I’ll just leave this here :)
Author	anon35246
Upvotes	127
Comments	42
Date	October 8, 2019 11:58 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/df8qei/ill_just_leave_this_here/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/ill-just-leave-this-here.343829 https://theredarchive.com/post/343829

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