Pregnant and only interested in platonic friendship until I drop Chad baby

moorekom · 2019-06-09T23:41:05+00:00

OP, just an fyi that this is weekend material and was approved because of it.

locomotronn · 2019-06-09T20:25:24+00:00

What the fuck man. Even after reading these posts for moths.. I still can’t believe that shit is real.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-09T21:10:38+00:00

If you burn your hand on a hot stove the first time, you don't put your hand on the hot stove again.

I don't understand the resistance to use birth control. Cream pie city these days.

Plopping out a kid is not a miracle. It's been done a GAZILLION TIMES ALREADY, going back to the caveman. Being a responsible parent, now that's a blessing.

Try Friendster or Meetup there, cupcake. Tinder is a hookup app.

Lis456 · 2019-06-09T21:19:12+00:00

Since when do you make a tinder profile to make friends

decentpieceofmeat · 2019-06-09T21:40:09+00:00

Men should never have platonic friends with women unless they are completely not attracted to them

RioOfTheWind · 2019-06-09T22:03:53+00:00

When they say friendship what they mean is, "You do all the work a boyfriend would do, but don't get sex." i.e. a orbiter.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-06-09T22:10:22+00:00

She's looking for bailout plain and simple. Women are not overt communicators, she's not going to ask for money. But, once she's "friends" with a guy she'll be asking for favors. Rides to places, pick up a couple things, and those favors will be more expensive as time goes on.

Recently, one of my friends got pregnant. We used to hang out, never hooked up. She had a BF, and In wasn't interested. She posted recently that she's always wanted a kid, but suddenly realizes she has no partner, mounting credit card debt, is working 60 hours a week and has nothing to show for it, and has no idea how she's going to support a baby.

She made it clear she's not asking for help (she's definitely asking for help). And, that she'll find a way (strong, independent?) to make it work. I.e. she'll sucker some guy and depend on other people's pity for help.

Bottom line.. women get pregnant because they want to. BC and condoms fail, but not at the current rate of single motherhood. If it's yours do the right thing and take care of your kid. If it's not, swipe left, ignore her, and continue on with your life.

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-09T20:51:52+00:00

There is no bottom of the barrel in the dating world.

ugluk1 · 2019-06-09T20:32:23+00:00

You will, of course, pay for certain things for Chad Jnr even if you're the friend.

Because damnit, all of his friends have a PS5 and you don't want him to be left out, do you?!

CoronaDeLaurel · 2019-06-09T20:37:36+00:00

Seems she learned from her government, now she strikes preemptively setting up potential providers for when the baby is born/ stops fucking chad.

Thatsyourissue · 2019-06-09T21:01:25+00:00

Hmmm let me try something new and not be a human cum dumpster

keithrockz · 2019-06-09T22:46:19+00:00

Honey,you better get loose with the hips or sweet with the lips!

[deleted] · 2019-06-09T23:41:21+00:00

Friendships have to start based on common interests. Does she want a gym buddy? Someone to play video games with? I'm not sure why a 20-something single guy would hang out with a pregnant woman unless he has a major prego fetish or something.

This is all rhetorical of course. I'm sure she saw this viral post and decided she wanted an beta orbiter of her own.

meerita · 2019-06-09T21:34:22+00:00

She wants platonic love until son is 18 and after she returned to hit chads and tyrones while you where doing the laundry and changing the diapers.

ugluk1 · 2019-06-09T22:11:25+00:00

So, she will drop a few children by different baby daddies and these will then become doctors, engineer, future white-collar middle-class?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-09T22:35:59+00:00

Too cheap to hire Uber / Lyft for car rides, I see.....

Any other tasks I can do for ye, m'lady?

Anthony-waltzs · 2019-06-09T23:08:25+00:00

She’s looking for a provider

CSM_Pepper · 2019-06-09T21:22:15+00:00

At least she covers up the baby bump. That's more than a lot of these Clevonette's do.

Harry_Teak · 2019-06-09T23:48:22+00:00

If "platonic" means "blowjob," then we are good to go. Nothing friendlier than a nice hummer.

miscanonta · 2019-06-10T06:29:39+00:00

Translation: "Pay for my dinner and lunch evertime we go out.... as friends."

harharry · 2019-06-10T05:13:45+00:00

"interested in friendships" - this is Tinder. Go to Meetup instead.

"pregnant" - that's a real swollen belly. Got nothing to do with me or any other guy other than the father. Where's he btw?

"not interested in sexual partners" - how do you explain that fat belly then?

"If we can agree on a platonic friendship" - uh huh. Sure. Dream on.

"odd to swipe for friendships" - you're delusional. You'll snap out of it, but till then we'll all point and laugh.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-06-10T10:36:22+00:00

She’s just looking for Instagram followers.

[deleted] · 2019-06-10T16:12:11+00:00

I'm more interested in how she got a roll of paper towels on the towel rack...

[deleted] · 2019-06-10T10:56:49+00:00

Does platonic friends have to pay for your food and indirectly feed chad's baby?

decentpieceofmeat · 2019-06-10T13:58:07+00:00

"I'm pregnant" + "this is my second blessing" + "not interested in sexual partners"

Something is not adding up here....

DarthSpectra · 2019-06-10T15:36:25+00:00

How much of a cuck you would have to be to actually swipe right un ironically on this woman

bablfish · 2019-06-11T05:29:56+00:00

all pain, no gain ...

kyledontcare · 2019-06-11T08:40:36+00:00

I imagine she has enough friends. Certainly doesn't need any of us. She just wants money and thrills or maybe just try and get some other guy to commit before the kid comes down the chute.

SamsAdvice · 2019-06-11T14:17:12+00:00

'I am single' would not be necessary to mention if she is looking for friendship. She's catching orbiters with this. Its the bait.

'and I'm not interested in sexual partners!' keeps the orbiters in line longer and 'being nice' longer.

'It's kinda odd to swipe for friendships' its kind of odd to need to be on tinder for friendships. She has few friends, She is desperate for friends and emotional support...She's probably narcissistic and is burning bridges with her selfish behavior.

Davegvg · 2019-06-29T23:37:38+00:00

Where do I sign up!

lol

Title	Pregnant and only interested in platonic friendship until I drop Chad baby
Author	dawgbone31
Upvotes	168
Comments	74
Date	June 9, 2019 8:05 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/byog13/pregnant_and_only_interested_in_platonic/
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