Get in line men, 22 with 2 kids and one more due 5/19. Wants to get married.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-23T00:51:16+00:00

Never want your family to speak to you again? Take this garbage home.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-03-23T00:50:08+00:00

LOL. There are probably 500 million marriageable single girls in the world. Why deal with this?

Westernhagen · 2019-03-23T00:54:42+00:00

"I have seizures and I'm on a lot of medicine for it" -- don't stick your dick in crazy, especially when Chad already stuck his dick in it three times. Sad that one of the "medicines" she's on isn't birth control...

meerita · 2019-03-23T00:43:44+00:00

Even arcing her back to the point of breaking the spine she still can't hide the belly. Fat liar.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-03-23T00:43:10+00:00

is anyone else interested in making a WAATGM bingo card with all these underlined buzzwords? This would be hella fun on Google Hangouts taking shots and playing WAATGM Buzzword Bingo.

rbell2915 · 2019-03-23T02:00:58+00:00

Does she only have one shirt?

logandriggers · 2019-03-23T02:22:37+00:00

It says seeking a woman, fellas. She's a lesbo. Still a fine exhibit of why forced sterilization is needed in this society.

PericlesWrites · 2019-03-23T00:52:31+00:00

Which one of you real man can handle this QUEEN?! You must not be man enough if you don’t slave 44 years of your life committing to this beacon of femininity and her children!

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-03-23T00:43:29+00:00

Her "best" pix look like an insane person.

Rati0h · 2019-03-23T01:56:10+00:00

I mean, you men look pretty safe to me.

She’s put that she’s seeking women on her profile, we don’t want her either.

[deleted] · 2019-03-23T03:37:09+00:00

Definition of trailer park white trash

funkyjunkymonkey · 2019-03-23T03:54:52+00:00

"i'm a very blunt person so i'll tell you how it is and what I don't like"

Seriously, do women think being a mouthy bitch is a selling point?

JPBooBoo · 2019-03-23T01:01:54+00:00

Someone take this wonderful lady to an obstetrician/gynecologist in quick fashion for sterilization please. Thank you very much.

WolfNewman · 2019-03-23T02:30:03+00:00

This specimen is mostly found in trailer parks. You can track them by their cigarette and mothball scent. When it attacks it goes directly for the pocket and engulfs its prey with a void centered between the lower extremities. You must keep away to avoid the poison it spews out of its pierced tongue.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-03-23T02:47:18+00:00

She got creampied by one of her hookups. Now she's looking for more hookups.

ginger610 · 2019-03-23T02:51:42+00:00

Geez 22 and already hitting the wall? No man or woman would be crazy enough to want her now. She needs to just get some cats and live with her parents til all three kids are grown.

DatingTank · 2019-03-23T02:51:02+00:00

The similarities between all these profiles... it gotta be a parody that the whole world is in on? Please tell me it's a parody...

Stop impregnating these women!

daniellederek · 2019-03-23T02:39:48+00:00

I'd consider it.... the dowry is 10 million .... right?

p3ngwin · 2019-03-23T03:17:58+00:00

...i am a very blunt person so i'll tell you how it is and what i don't like...

Translation : "I could simply be a "blunt" expressive person who's compelled to share my emotional state of both happiness and unhappiness, but instead i will TELL you only when i'm unhappy, because i'm telling YOU it's your fault."

[deleted] · 2019-03-23T06:14:28+00:00

I don't know a lot about seizure medicines, except that most of them are not safe to take during pregnancy... which makes me questions her responsibility of getting pregnant while she has a seizure problem.

And how are the kids going to turn out?

PlebbitHater · 2019-03-23T07:01:01+00:00

Seeking a woman

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-23T08:54:54+00:00

Duckface, mickeymouse, tongue poke, tongue studs, giving the finger...

Holy hell she ticks all the boxes for white trash.

JackieChansStuntGuy · 2019-03-23T12:37:11+00:00

I think I caught some kind of std just looking at the pictures.

Cristoff13 · 2019-03-23T22:27:10+00:00

If you read enough sex and relationship forums (which I admit I do, mainly for the amusement factor), you'll know that having a baby wrecks a woman's libido for six months to a year. Or possibly longer. So if you do want to get with her, you better enjoy masturbation, so long as you keep it secret because new mothers also get a bit crazy and jealous, even of porn.

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-03-23T03:08:08+00:00

Good tetas at least.

LordMitre · 2019-03-23T05:34:05+00:00

what website is this?

techtesh · 2019-03-23T05:58:15+00:00

I have a lot of seizures and need medication... And you'd have to pay it (ps:any one knows how to quote on mobile)

I can't drive.... So you are also my uber (and I pay in kisses, sometimes)

Mescalean · 2019-03-23T07:28:36+00:00

She just looks like she’d stink of stale semen. Ugh 😑

harry_balsagne · 2019-03-23T07:48:06+00:00

I'm dusting off my camo for this one, she says she likes it.

alleyteris · 2019-03-23T08:13:43+00:00

3 kids with possibly 3 different fathers, huge college debt , and is taking meds . Also she is looking to marry while fliping you her finger...

I bet she is also so dirty that she developed a new strain of penicilin resistand infection

[deleted] · 2019-03-23T12:46:39+00:00

Isn't she a dike? It says that she's looking for a woman.

N2nalin · 2019-03-23T14:39:29+00:00

Ambitious about what? Max kids under 25 years of age?!

GlobalAsshat · 2019-03-23T14:54:48+00:00

Kissy face. Sticking out tongue which has a piercing. States she's outgoing and uses the phrase "have fun" in her profile. Translation: She likes alpha fucks. Responsible provider men keep your distance.

Plus she's already putting on the pounds.

Profitglutton · 2019-03-23T15:07:54+00:00

‘Wants to find some simp to divorce rape’

defiance211 · 2019-03-23T15:31:20+00:00

The power of the number 2 in this one. Here is the two I would give her ✌🏻

Native_Thoughts · 2019-03-23T22:41:01+00:00

Her teeth look like they are turning grey...

AncapGhxst · 2019-03-24T00:01:19+00:00

Seeking a woman while being pregnant? White trash.

MitchLOST108 · 2019-03-28T16:44:18+00:00

Like if she tried she probably couldve been a solid 7 with a nice rack like that but man shes a soft 3 now

and the medicine , jesus

keithrockz · 2019-03-28T18:57:50+00:00

Only 2 cocks per hole,boys !!! After all,I'm a lady. !

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-03-23T03:26:38+00:00

well, it says she's divorced. maybe she got married to her high school sweetheart right after graduating, then got preggers with twins. then he cheated on her or beat her right after knocking her up again, so she left him and filed for divorce.

i mean, it's possible, right?

she's cute and i love the tongue ring. she's definitely looking for some chump's financial support though.

Title	Get in line men, 22 with 2 kids and one more due 5/19. Wants to get married.
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	234
Comments	74
Date	March 23, 2019 12:35 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b4crml/get_in_line_men_22_with_2_kids_and_one_more_due/
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