This caption is gold!!

Intersectional-Sofa · 2018-10-11T16:52:41+00:00

2 boys who I adore

Not enough to make sure they have a father, apparently. Maybe this hookup app will change that though

throwaccount66 · 2018-10-11T17:00:08+00:00

And yet she has the nerve to post her breasts. She deserves dick picks from her matches tbh.

cycloneous · 2018-10-11T18:22:49+00:00

Analysis

Boob picture

Translation: I am going to post a picture of my tits but it is not okay for you to send me pictures of your body parts.

I have 2 boys who I adore

Translation: don't even think about coming between Chad or Tyrone's demon spawn who I still worship; you'll always come last.

That's after I've stalked you on Facebook

Translation: you are going to be my next #MeToo victim courtesy of Facebook and social media, you're screwed!

Rebuttal: Facebook and Twitter? The jokes on you lady, I don't have social media!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, she has deep psychological issues with her body and doesn't know hypocrisy even if it hit her in the face!

JJ3314 · 2018-10-11T17:30:42+00:00

"Don't you dare proposition me for sex! I reserve the right to post pictures of my breasts in an attempt to manipulate you sexually for the ultimate purpose of extracting resources from you, but the exploitation only goes in one direction–get it?!"

AllahHatesFags · 2018-10-11T18:41:09+00:00

So this thot's profile pic is literally just her tits (which also makes me think she is a fat pig) and then threatens to stalk and doxx men who message her for sex. I think the "Psycho Bitch" tag would be more appropriate here.

Feldmarshal · 2018-10-11T17:49:08+00:00

"... i can't actually remember how long it's been [trying_to_hide_tears_with_laughter_emoji]"

Does she not know how old her children are then?

moorekom · 2018-10-11T18:20:03+00:00

She likes getting fucked hard.

Westernhagen · 2018-10-11T18:28:39+00:00

Illiterate, crazy, and whorish. Her parents must be so proud!

SirKolbath · 2018-10-11T21:18:34+00:00

Does that mean I can stalk you on social media and send this tit pic to your mom with a note about what a stellar example of feminine genteelity and self-respect she absolutely failed to raise?

GillGod · 2018-10-11T19:04:17+00:00

This sums up mostly the modern female mentality. Her entire rant is like saying you're hungry, yet I'm not going to eat... But I'm still hungry, why? Ever since "swerving" become a hobby, women have completely stopped caring about the opposite sex. It's become a game to tell any man off, for any reason. No wonder why in 2018 pregnancy numbers, are at a all time low! Numbers so low! They haven't been this low, since the 80s! Soon, women won't be having kids. Technology and their mind set, will completely end it.

GG

LewisCross · 2018-10-11T23:34:53+00:00

Don't send me dick pics while I send you tit pics. Not that you're ever gonna see these tits. Got two sons, one for each tit. If you send me pics I will stalk you and engage in activity of questionable legality against you. No hookups.* I wants me a boyfrrrraaaaand.

*does not apply if you are hawt if you are hawt I is all about hookups kewl beans mo fo

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-10-11T17:44:33+00:00

A healthy scoop of hypocrisy with blackmail? Where do I sign?

Schraelnick · 2018-10-11T17:37:21+00:00

This is the definition of a budinski

wobbleelbbow · 2018-10-11T20:44:02+00:00

She's fat. The End.

Yung_Elon · 2018-10-11T21:56:43+00:00

And you’re gonna be single a lot longer lmao

SpoonyBard710 · 2018-10-11T22:29:35+00:00

How long you do you think she kept typing after hitting her character limit?

lucajones88 · 2018-10-11T22:42:11+00:00

If I was someones assistant at 30 I’d kill myself

otakuzod · 2018-10-11T21:45:08+00:00

It's the thot that counts...

heycool- · 2018-10-12T01:20:22+00:00

It’s so funny how some women will say don’t come at me with sexual pics or talk, yet they post cleavage pics and ass pics.

It’s like, bitch, if you don’t want a sexual tone don’t post a sexual pic.

ohawker · 2018-10-11T21:09:01+00:00

sends cleavage

leisuresuggestions · 2018-10-12T00:10:34+00:00

And here is my boobs.

DatingTank · 2018-10-12T00:30:22+00:00

I'm sure she wil deal with a breakup in a mature manner

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-10-12T02:22:01+00:00

2 bastard kids and is now after something real lol. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that she probably did t have a problem sending nude pics to the guys who knocked her up. Also, looking for quality relationship on Tinder the original hookup app.

TB409 · 2018-10-11T23:48:51+00:00

Jokes on you i don't have a Facebook dick pics incoming

Needlecrash · 2018-10-14T14:07:36+00:00

Has pics of her tits.

Doesn't want dick pics.

Fuck off.

ricstone100 · 2018-10-12T07:47:28+00:00

Says the woman with her baps as her dislay picture.

Title	This caption is gold!!
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
Upvotes	203
Comments	46
Date	October 11, 2018 4:40 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9nbl1k/this_caption_is_gold/
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