✝️Faith✝️ & Family! Oh, and my precious little girl

kevin32 · 2018-10-08T19:00:33+00:00

Feel free to repost OP, but remove her school info at the top of the profile.

moorekom · 2018-10-08T14:25:10+00:00

I'm young, I'm not very bright. I got knocked up when I was, oh, 19 or 20. Either I treated him like shit or he was a dirtbag who beat me. So I left. And when I left I found Jeeeeezzzus, who forgave me of my sins and made me (w)hole. And because He forgave me, you are required to date me and commit to me. Because He forgave me, I am entitled to a high value, wealthy, attractive, good looking man to support me and my daughter.

You are not allowed to judge me. Jeeeeeezus didn't judge me so you can't either. Jeeeeezus didn't reject me, so you can't either. You are required to accept me just as I am. So when I won't have sex with you cuz that's immoral (and you're not attractive), you just have to deal with that. But when I have sex with attractive men (even though it's immoral), you have to deal with that too.

TheYekke · 2018-10-08T15:56:07+00:00

She sure loves "family".

Her "family" consists of her, her daughter, and those monthly support payments.

PizzaNuggies · 2018-10-08T14:47:19+00:00

Make her laugh, but you get to enjoy her boring company.
Faith. Where were her strong morals when she was making a baby with Chad that vanished? Why is he gone already?
Must accept a 2 year old into your life. Guess, how much you're going to be getting laid with that thing around? Very little, but hey, at least you can make mommy laugh!
In her free time she likes to get drunk and bang random Chads - but you must be strong in your faith!

btoway · 2018-10-08T15:55:38+00:00

Men have post-nut clarity.

Women have post-conception clarity. This is why you see women try to husband up good men when they’re 6 months pregnant or just had a kid.

Westernhagen · 2018-10-08T14:44:35+00:00

I bet she's not hurting for male attention even with the crotch fruit.

[deleted] · 2018-10-08T16:48:20+00:00

"That's about all I need."

"Billy, Chad is stuck in traffic and I'm stuck at work, I need you to go pick up Jr. from preschool, then go to the store for groceries, then start dinner."

lorem6300118 · 2018-10-08T14:37:33+00:00

I am genuinely curious: would she refuse a atheist/agnostic Chad?

Whirrlz · 2018-10-08T17:04:17+00:00

Good thing I wear flat brim hats.

JPBooBoo · 2018-10-08T16:38:01+00:00

Anyone else find the flat brims thing weird? Kind of a benign thing to be the top disqualifier in a dating profile.

That's like a man listing "no pink nail polish." Who gives a shit?

Title	✝️Faith✝️ & Family! Oh, and my precious little girl
Author	TachyonRunner
Upvotes	10
Comments	22
Date	October 8, 2018 2:03 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9mf49l/faith_family_oh_and_my_precious_little_girl/
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