Gollum is walking around in Beijing financial district looking for a husband. He has to be tall, handsome, rich, have a masters degree from two specific universities, and a whole other demands.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-09-06T17:31:01+00:00

she literally shape shifts (plastic surgery) and had two decent looking chinese dudes fighting over her at one point

and here I thought big simpin' was limited to the West...

EmptyNewspaper · 2018-09-06T18:21:52+00:00

tl;dr: Narcissistic, crazy, fugly girl with high demands.

Next?

CosmicSpiral · 2018-09-06T18:29:21+00:00

“Einstein is for sure not smarter than me, he invented light right?”

...I'm done. Take me cruel world.

Westernhagen · 2018-09-06T17:47:18+00:00

> sister Feng got her plastic surgery done in Guangdong Armed Police hospital plastic surgery center,

Formerly known as the Guangdong Armed Police Institute for the Medical Correction of Anti-Party Behavior. Sounds like a quality hospital!

ShunSeb47 · 2018-09-06T21:58:25+00:00

183 m tall? Lmfao this bitch wants a 600.4 feet tall dude?

Hahahahaha

Harry_Teak · 2018-09-06T19:37:39+00:00

Talk about a face guaranteed to cure all but the most terminal cases of yellow fever. Ouch.

Gttj · 2018-09-06T18:49:52+00:00

Looks her she found her chad, and his name is Obama. Haha. Amusing article, thanks for sharing

[deleted] · 2018-09-06T20:42:41+00:00

When even plastic surgery doesn't make you look remotely fuckable, you know you should be happy for anything you get

[deleted] · 2018-09-06T18:06:33+00:00

Before plastic surgery

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-09-06T20:48:41+00:00

She is out making demands and having guys fight over her meanwhile her looks match roped himself in the closet with his pants down.

JJ3314 · 2018-09-06T19:46:07+00:00

Too weirded out by this article to even read it. Looks terrible though.

[deleted] · 2018-09-06T20:52:01+00:00

The really gotta stop using lead paint over there...

Sol_Install · 2018-09-07T07:24:47+00:00

This man called her Gollum. Holy shit. Savage.

Thr0w0utAcnt · 2018-09-07T10:01:59+00:00

If you think female SMV is inflated in the West you haven't seen places like China yet. As long as you are a non-disabled woman under the age of 25 you will easily be able to marry up. Unfortunately for Chinese women of you are over the age of 25 you're like a 'Christmas cake' on the shelf after December 25-you're pretty much useless and out of time!

oh_no_aliens · 2018-09-07T20:21:08+00:00

Kuso video of Sister Feng:

Is this translated from Japanese? Because Kuso means "Shit".

p3ngwin · 2018-09-06T20:45:17+00:00

Holy shit, browsing the pics, the one next to the rose in her mouth o.O (yes, the "eyebrows" one)

NoFaithInThisSub · 2018-09-06T23:45:59+00:00

She has hope because some one slammed her mom, and she wants the same. I dare say it was raped.

Oliverott · 2018-09-07T01:16:58+00:00

There are half a billion female chinks and this is who become popular in the media?

Please, please, tell me even China isn't infected by the lying fucking jews.

Use_VOAT_Instead · 2018-09-07T01:28:14+00:00

She looks like the Doki Doki Literature Club characters after Tumblr redrew them.....

KuonRad · 2018-09-07T19:32:16+00:00

pretty old shit ! By the way a living meme

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-09-08T00:30:42+00:00

That little troll has high standards.

[deleted] · 2018-09-10T17:24:47+00:00

Chang wasn't enough. She needs Gigachang.

Worst part is she actually got a guy who's a fair bit better looking than her and has a lot of potential.

I'm gonna call some producers see if we can expand our franchise to China.

Tentative title 猫女士们

XD

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