[25F] "I am a very shallow and desperate person. I will even admit it. You must be too. My father is a COP, but that never stopped me from [slutting] around. I have been very picky with the [type of asshole] I like. I'm a warm and patient person, but have become [burdeoned by all the players]."

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-03-29T21:24:34+00:00

Tit tattoos are a dealbreaker for me.

moorekom · 2018-03-29T20:18:22+00:00

// give me more//

The battle cry of all basic bitches.

DontBeAStupidCunt · 2018-03-29T20:24:54+00:00

I got half way through. I just couldn't read it anymore.

USE PROPER FUCKING PUNCTUATION!

BewareTheOldMan · 2018-03-30T00:45:20+00:00

OH. MY. WORD. This chick...

This woman is a mess. Stupid, immature, and improper diction in one LONG, unfathomable, babbling, and incoherent paragraph.

Opening line..."Can Somebody Take Me on a Real Date? Damn!"

This statement/demand highlights the "quality" of lowlifes, losers, and dirt-bags who are regularly attracted to this woman. The Bad Boys ARE her type. A Good Man will not go anywhere NEAR this woman. The best this woman can hope for in her ENTIRE life is to play the role of "Pass-Around" Chick. I don't know how you can clean this up when a person's behavior and speech reflects the IQ of a dog biscuit.

This woman has maximized her life-potential.

PRO TIP: The woman who regularly shares time with you in any setting - formal, family, employment, casual or otherwise, is a DIRECT REPRESENTATION and reflects the quality of women a man attaches to his life. Choose WISELY.

This woman can't even disguise her glaring stupidity. She's just that stupid...Dunning-Kruger anyone?

Her father is a Cop. As a law enforcement officer, he represents a mega-huge Dad-Fail. His daughter is an embarrassment. I'm embarrassed FOR him.

She somehow made it to age 25 with zero kids, but she's not going to inform anyone of those "miscarriages" - right? Then again - you're not to SUPPOSED to produce children without a husband...so let's not count that as a major accomplishment.

Another highlight - longest relationship is LESS THAN ONE YEAR. So... assuming she started having sex at 15...possibly 16 years of age - with sex to age 25 and no relationship that even lasted a full 12 months, I am disturbed to do the math on her N-Count.

Can anyone guess how many douchebag males have literally passed this woman around the neighborhood? High school education at age 25...so she did not have time for ANY higher-level academic achievement?

This woman is too much...

Can you imagine this woman at a formal dinner? She will embarrass you the moment she meets your family, friends, supervisor, and parents - Good Lord!

Avoid this Trainwreck.

Reptilesblade · 2018-03-29T23:49:52+00:00

Personality: Princess

That is as far as I got. And as far as I need to go.

Every "Princess" I have ever met has been insufferable. When a girl describes herself as a princess to me my go to response is "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for a queen to help me rule my empire beside me. Have a nice day."

Albukkake · 2018-03-30T00:15:01+00:00

Ha she tattooed her county inmate number on those nasty tits.

cycloneous · 2018-03-29T21:09:20+00:00

Just saying but how in the world this person get their high school diploma?! Hey /u/Russiangreyman I didn't get passed the fourth line; it felt like I was trying to decode something from the DaVinci codex!

The grammar alone is enough to tell any sane man with a junior high school education to stay away!

[deleted] · 2018-03-29T21:50:14+00:00

Too bad momma wasn't an English teacher.

TEMystic · 2018-03-30T01:03:32+00:00

OMG she is that obnoxious and has a horrible mom cut and only 25? Bitch looks 35. Insufferable. Just no.

sevrerus_fum · 2018-03-30T13:41:20+00:00

"I have a full body and brain attached to it..."

...considering that you are unable to spot a basic spelling mistake in the TITLE of your text already (not to mention the actual text, which looks like a walrus ate a dictionary and then proceeded to defecate), I have to ask something:

Where exactly is said brain attached?

fasterfind · 2018-03-30T15:01:31+00:00

Every girl's profile:

I'm bad, but I'm good, but I'm bad, but I'm good, but I'm so fucking bad, but I'm good now, but I'm edgy, but I'm good, but I'm emo, but I'm good.

We ain't buying it no more. Do you seriously expect men to believe that shit? You're so bad, but so good?

Now, for guys that are confused... this is what she wants in a MAN. She wants a guy that's been bad, just like they've been bad. They want a guy that's "good" now, in the same hollow and fake as fuck ways as they are "good" now.

Make sense?

If bad is bad, then why mention it, huh? Why IDENTIFY with it? It is something they NEED!

This defines who they are as a person. It really does. It's so god damned important to them that they smear it all over their online profiles.

Just smear the same shit on your own profile and they'll fucking love you. THAT is who and what they are, and it's who and what they want in a man. Mirror that shit.

I knew a dude that fucked a lesbian by saying he was gay and used to beat up other boys because it turned him on. He'd make them whimper and moan by physically dominating them and putting them in pain. She was ready to fuck at the end of that made up story.

What does that tell you about women?

BachelorInc · 2018-03-30T04:14:54+00:00

LOL @ her - "Oh NO you DIDDDDNt!" pose in the far right (4th) pic.

I'm 25 I love blue

My niece has more depth. She's 4.

if ur cute Ill respond if not well...idk what to tell u Im shallow

How does this thing have the audacity to have standards?

Dont call me Bae, Baby, Boo...u gotta earn that right

Oh, what a noble endeavor! I wonder how many great men before me have sought to conquer the right of use for such majestic mate callings?

I'm not ur hole to have fun with..

Sounds like she's speaking from experience or maybe it's an issue of exclusivity -

" I'm not *ur hole to have fun with. Dere iz lotz a brotha'z 'n sista'z in da' neighbo'R hood! I dey hole too ! U gotta earn dat right!* "

I have a full body and brain attached to it

The subject of her sentence, and at hand, is still her hole.

It's not that she's a person, "with a brain and body"....No, no! She's a hole that happens to have a full body and brain ATTACHED to her hole...Interesting insight.

going to the movies, sea life, indoor recreation thats a real date

Apparently taking IT to the beach is equivalent to sea life.

<--- takes her to park to fly a kite

" Sista'- sheeet! U wn'T believe whT DADDY & me did. He gavez me AVIATION LOSSONZ 'N ShiiT! "

Indoor recreation thats a real date

Love how she slipped that in there.

< ---- Nice guy misinterprets. Takes her to an indoor rock climbing event filled w/20 other men

" *Sheet boo! U must b uzed to some crazy ass hoes!

Uzully I wait until the 3'Rd date to do da brotherz 20 friends, tied up in rope. But u gave me aviation lezzonz 'N Sheet! WE COOL! * "

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-03-30T07:06:22+00:00

I think this is the first post I’ve seen all week where the chick wasn’t pregnant. Bravo.

[deleted] · 2018-03-30T07:58:54+00:00

2 sentences. That whole fucking thing is two sentences.

I’ve never seen a 25 year old woman I’ve been more repulsed by

Derpetite · 2018-03-30T08:10:19+00:00

Oh girl that haircut has aged you by 10 years

daevorozo · 2018-03-30T02:43:49+00:00

Bootylicious!

DirtyLawyerMan · 2018-03-30T07:13:05+00:00

Her personality is Princess! Well duh! And her English is great too! Also, is Gemini an ethnic group? She is a great catch though! Lol

[deleted] · 2018-03-30T10:43:52+00:00

Dear me. I'm sure my grand-daughter could write better than this - and she's only 3.

Sol_Install · 2018-03-30T11:09:42+00:00

I'm shocked she typed that shit out sober.

[deleted] · 2018-03-30T14:31:13+00:00

hi there I don't have to be smart or interesting or witty to get guys to pay attention to me all I have to do is show you my tatted up tits I know it sez I went to hi skool but didn't really finish cuz I didn't lerne punktooashun or grammer or speling but that's ok cuz I can still be shallow, becuz most of you guys with the big cocks I love will still hmu I got the pussy you want so you guys are going to do what I want and show up when and where I want with your hardons ready to go so it's all good I will tell you how to date me none of this Netflix and chill bullshit I want seafood cuz when I see food I eat get it haha so take me out for some fun I am tired of you assholes hurting me and hurtying my asshole I am not just a dumb hole for you to fuck I got three holes you need to pay better attention I want a single guy meaning if you're married or got a baby mama drama I don't want to know about it so just act single and spend $$ on me ok ok great goodbye

MomoYaseen · 2018-03-30T14:44:36+00:00

Yeah. Fuck it. I stopped reading halfway. Too fucked up.

ransay3277 · 2018-03-31T01:59:39+00:00

When I finished reading this, I thought, come on,nobody is this delusional... and yet.

RapeMaster88 · 2018-03-31T04:30:35+00:00

Is it just me, that I dont care reading about nigga hoes? Its like a low hanging fruit.

Meanwhile white bitch, usually growing in nice conditions, at least had a potential to he something in her life... How she ended up as used cumrag? This is where fun begins

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2018-03-31T14:44:04+00:00

Her ethnicity is Black, Gemini? Is Gemini a country now?

where_muh_good_mens1 · 2018-04-03T15:22:53+00:00

25 year old female. She hasn't been 25 for at least 15 years

[25F] "I am a very shallow and desperate person. I will even admit it. You must be too. My father is a COP, but that never stopped me from [slutting] around. I have been very picky with the [type of asshole] I like. I'm a warm and patient person, but have become [burdeoned by all the players]."

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