[30F] "Shit, I kept my [free ride]> in the friendzone too long and... and now I need to lock down Chad because I have some serious baby rabies."

SwansonSamsonite · 2018-03-24T00:06:50+00:00

and I've gone on dates with about 10 people. But I've only felt a physical connection with one or two of them.

not eight of them:two of them

You can't make this shit up. Literally 80:20, straight from the horse's mouth.

where_muh_good_mens1 · 2018-03-23T23:21:41+00:00

"I've explored the idea of changing what I'm looking for (i.e. instead of looking for THE ONE for a committed relationship, lower my standards and look for someone for a short-term hookup), but I feel completely lost when doing so. I don't know if I'll have a physical connection with someone until I meet them. And how do I let them know that I'm not really interested in a long term relationship, but just want good sex?

Translation: "How do successfully lie to Chad about my conceived intentions and lock down 18 years of paychecks."

Commentors are completely clueless and give her the attention/advice she is looking for.

Stay safe brethren.

where_muh_good_mens1 · 2018-03-23T23:57:44+00:00

Here's another.

http://archive.is/gbMup

I'm (31f) dating/FWB a new guy(33f)

... spending a ridiculous amount of time together. The sex is out of this world. We get each other.

....desire to have a relationship, but he seems hesitant about scaring me away.

... in the beginning, we both really enjoyed hearing about the other's sexual exploits with other people.

... My concern is how to address the fact that I DO have stong feelings for him without making it seem like a bait and switch? I legitimately thought I wanted just FWB with him, but I want more.

... TLDR: How do to turn FWB into something more when I only believe he wants go

Translation: "Uhh ohh, sex is turning into baby rabies and I'm afraid he'll ditch me if I'm too up front about that."

TheAlphaRanger · 2018-03-24T02:00:57+00:00

Why do you feel like this is an either-or situation? Can't you continue looking for Mr. Right while also having a good time with Mr. RightNow?

because it is, you fucking white-knighting dumbass

BluepillProfessor · 2018-03-24T15:07:21+00:00

they might be perfect for a hookup. But how do I indicate to them that I'm interested

30 years old and doesn't know how to indicate sexual interest.

Darling, obviously you whine, bitch, shit test, and act nasty towards the guy. That makes him want you every time. Right?

If you just want sex dear. 75% of men will say "yes" if you come right out and ask for sex right now. That isn't an anecdote. That is from many studies. We made it as easy as possible for you but at age 30 you are helpless unless a man takes the lead.

The archetype of the strongindependentwoman.

stringedbeams · 2018-03-24T02:03:23+00:00

modern world is a bunch of sad weird stuff

kyledontcare · 2018-03-24T09:59:44+00:00

Find the Delorean Time Machine and go back to when you were 20 and pick a nice guy from the College of Engineering. Stick with him until he graduates and gets started in life and stay with him darling and things will be better.

ElegantLordOTheManor · 2018-03-24T04:16:49+00:00

I really hate the term "hook-up". It really shows how sacriliged and devolved to the lowest common-denominator the act of sex has become..

RedditFromTheBathtub · 2018-03-24T01:26:57+00:00

Looks more like she missed the carousel and is now looking for how to get back on.

where_muh_good_mens1 · 2018-03-24T01:31:23+00:00

Post:

https://imgur.com/a/Ctw8V

cycloneous · 2018-03-24T13:53:18+00:00

I've also been keeping an eye out for people in real life (aka all the guys at my crossfit gym), but they're either in a relationship, have major red flag personality issues, or... they might be perfect for a hookup.

Oh man, to the men who train with this lady: RUN. She is looking to making you a victim, a slave to the system for the next 18 years of your life, drain your soul and make you regret meeting her.

But how do I indicate to them that I'm interested? Some of them have friended me and messaged me on facebook and I write back, but I guess I don't know how to take things further.

Any one giving this lady advice on how to bring in a Chad is an accessory to raping his wallet for the next 18 years.

[deleted] · 2018-03-24T21:51:23+00:00

My crystal ball shows children out of wedlock and cats. Lots and lots of cats.

Incel4Life · 2018-03-25T01:56:03+00:00

I mean, I'm 30 and think I want kids, so I should get serious

You fucking whore, you don't deserve to have a husband, kids, and a happy family. Those things are for chaste, virtuous young women. You on the other hand deserve to be 50 years old, single, infertile, and alone.

Use_VOAT_Instead · 2018-03-24T01:24:22+00:00

I keep getting the error 503

oicurdumb · 2018-03-25T10:29:16+00:00

I like how every single paragraph exposed more layers of what a fucked-up slut she really is inside.

Paragraph 1: She feels an uncontrollable urge to whore out looming over the distance like an oncoming wave.

Paragraph 2: Has already run out of options on all the dating apps due to overuse.

Paragraph 3: Plot twist: Turns out, she's been cheating on 2 (possibly 3) guys while all this has been going down all along!

Paragraph 4: Now she reveals her dirtiest secret is perving on random guys on the street and wants to start being direct about how she wants to fuck them. Also, she's been stalking all the guys she regularly sees around her during her free time! Female Gaze knows no shame.

Paragraph 5: She knows she's hit the wall and that she needs to settle if she's going to have a happily ever after, but her ego is telling her she's too good for that (but not too good to resist eyefucking nameless men walking the street beside her)

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-03-26T19:52:19+00:00

I don't get where OP got the idea she friendzoned anyone. She said she was in a relationship for 3.5 of the last 4 years and she liked the sex. Seems like she was either dating someone either he or she wasn't serious about but still sleeping with them so not friendzoning them.

BachelorInc · 2018-03-30T08:07:47+00:00

< --- Confused about the title of this post.

Women don't lock down 'Chads'.

They lock down men who possess a subservient disposition and also produce pay checks.

'Chads' are for fucking.

At least, according to my nomenclature of the terms.

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