And so it begins: #MeToo dating profiles.

ShortWarrior · 2018-02-01T19:54:43+00:00

She wants me to treat her like I treat my mother?

TheWretchedMass · 2018-02-01T17:38:22+00:00

Good god, a lot of demands for a post wall overweight tub

BlueNosePolarBear · 2018-02-01T20:14:41+00:00

Please guys with abs of steel don't post them to her. She gets too many already.

MauveSuitCrotchet · 2018-02-01T17:35:27+00:00

Ugh. What do you all think of this?

rotten_person · 2018-02-02T07:03:26+00:00

"Must have a picture".

Here's a blurry one of me hiding half my face.

"I'm exceptionally funny if you get my humour."

Sounds like some Rick & Morty shit right here (especially the way she spelled humor).

Profession: Numbers

Counting the days until I die miserable, unloved, and alone.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-02-01T17:49:11+00:00

First this post made me angry.

Then I choked on my own vomit.

concacanca · 2018-02-01T20:17:11+00:00

She sure looks like she get out and is active a lot

Philhelm · 2018-02-01T20:32:47+00:00

What if I want my daughters to be taken by alpha studs? I don't want my grandchildren to have inferior DNA or otherwise questionable lineage. Of course, I'd hope that my daughters would be raised to be smart enough to marry before they hit the wall and have the ability to keep the relationship intact.

MauveSuitCrotchet · 2018-02-01T18:01:59+00:00

I have noticed if one comments something particularly biting, and then drives home a piece of the doctrine, (AF/BB, Its-Just-Your-Turn, '#MeToo'-Defeats-'True', etc.) one is awarded with a flair. I'm reluctant to try for it because if I don't get a flair, I'll just have a very nasty comment on my history lol.

Cristoff13 · 2018-02-02T01:36:14+00:00

Does she really want a guy who treats her totally platonically? Hell no. Women thrive on sexual validation, and going without it fucks with their heads. This is some kind of elaborate shit test.

specialCupcake · 2018-02-04T18:19:42+00:00

Fat - check

Ugly - check

Old / post-wall - check

Kids - check

High demands - check

I wouldn't have sex with her even if she paid me in thousands. Much less take care of her kids.

Who the fuck would want to live with a woman and her kid? It's lame as fuck.

RuminantBearer · 2018-02-03T19:42:48+00:00

so ugly, needs to beg me to touch her

bearinfoxhole · 2018-02-05T05:31:19+00:00

Children : YES.

You see, what is she looking for? Someone to pay a lot while get nothing in return. Even a blind man can see it is a bad business deal.

Cabshear · 2018-02-17T21:59:00+00:00

That # line is like the fin on shark. Avoid like the plague! What she subjectively determines is “rape” could literally be anything. Don’t let it be you gents.

Schraelnick · 2018-03-28T17:45:39+00:00

All of a sudden I'm in the mood for a good stout...

Title	And so it begins: #MeToo dating profiles.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	66
Comments	32
Date	February 1, 2018 4:32 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/7ujxoh/and_so_it_begins_metoo_dating_profiles/
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