HELLO SOMEBODY TEXT HER

VelvetGlass · 2018-01-03T06:13:47+00:00

How does this train of thought even work?

The picture alone is a checklist of bad decisions.

“Let me just:

Flop my flabby body towards the camera
Further flop my middle-aged meatbags prominently into frame
Cant my head sideways and give myself at least two extra chins
Purse my lips and contort my face like I smelled rotten eggs

And finally, to top it off, demand that someone text me. Yeah, that’ll work great!”

Hoops_Junkie2 · 2018-01-03T06:03:14+00:00

There's no way she's 38

dgallina03 · 2018-01-03T06:48:01+00:00

How can you text her when you don't have her number?

Israfelll · 2018-01-03T07:43:34+00:00

No thank you.

Origami84 · 2018-01-03T07:55:49+00:00

Either she aged really fast, or she is older than 38. Which would also explain the lack of the "myspace angle" in her photo.

boisdevie · 2018-01-03T09:23:13+00:00

She couldn't have shown us more of her tits if she'd tried. And I bet she's fat.

kyledontcare · 2018-01-03T12:26:41+00:00

Text her? No, run away from her. Do not give in to the dark side.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-01-04T04:49:55+00:00

I bet 10 guys texted her.

OctopusGun2 · 2018-01-03T18:07:41+00:00

Women would always want Chad to text them and will always be attention-hungry despite being used up. Sluts never change with age, they stay sluts till the day they die.

immex5live · 2018-01-08T06:48:03+00:00

Is that a bruise on her cleavage?

Xoramung · 2018-01-08T11:51:03+00:00

I cannot text a diet plan in 160 characters.

WAH_FML · 2018-01-03T17:06:52+00:00

THE WALL

polakfury · 2018-01-04T03:07:33+00:00

ewwwwwwwwwww

FACEandLMS · 2018-01-04T10:53:28+00:00

What does this woman offer?

The chance to be a father to her crotchspawn.

The chance to pay for her because she doesn't work.

No womb or fertility.

Financial burden.

Withered looks, health.

Damaged-goods, terrible, crass, bitter personality due to years of having her heart broken by fuckboys.

A vagina that looks and smells like rotten roastbeef and that feels as tight as a putting your dick into a sock.

The potential for r/deadbedrooms or divorce and alimony payments.

What an absolute shitshow.

NickeKass · 2018-01-05T19:35:40+00:00

"Taking care of my beautiful babies! at Full Time Mommy!"

Why, why would I want a woman who has no job and brings in three extra drains on my income?

RuminantBearer · 2018-02-03T02:37:26+00:00

tits look pregnant

Bum_Cucketts · 2018-03-24T20:50:35+00:00

Full time mommy = unemployed

Title	HELLO SOMEBODY TEXT HER
Author	Extra_Napkins
Upvotes	71
Comments	42
Date	January 3, 2018 5:58 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/7nspjl/hello_somebody_text_her/
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